50 Ways to Annoy Jason Grace

Statements
1. Throw a brick at Jason

2. Ask Jason how brick taste like

3. Talk about your admiration for Percy

4. Tell Jason that he should call Percy "Master"

5. Ask Jason if he worship Poseidon

6. Drown Jason

7. But not before telling Poseidon that Jason thinks he and Zeus would be a cute couple

8. When Jason is nearly death, pull him up and say "I thought you had the same power as Percy"

9. Call Jason "Pony !!"

10. Put saddle on Jason's back

11. Make Jason sleep in the stables

12. Jump on Jason's back and yell "Pony, ride !!"

13. Tell Jason that Thalia replaced him with Luke

14. Tell Jason that he can ask Apollo ( Jason's half-brother ) for a ride in the sun chariot