50 Ways To Annoy Nico

You know what to do. Toa 11  14:51, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter 1

 * 1) Tell him he's emo.
 * 2) Tell him he's goth.
 * 3) Tell him Bianca never died, then laugh when he's really happy.
 * 4) Make up a rumor that Bianca ****** with Talos so she died.
 * 5) Laugh hysterically, and when he asks what's wrong, tell him Hades is a perv.
 * 6) Steal his Skull Ring.
 * 7) Tell some kids of Aphrodite that Nico is single . Laugh as they try to set Nico with someone to date or date Nico themselves
 * 8) Tell him the dead don't respect him.
 * 9) Tell him that Bianca came back and she told you to tell him that she hates him and will never EVER speak to him.
 * 10) Draw mustaches on all his (few) pictures of his mom.
 * 11) Paint his bunk red when it's "that time of month".
 * 12) Bonus points if you dress him up as a girl while you're doing #11.
 * 13) Tell him that his mom really died from giving birth to him.
 * 14) More points if it was because he was fat.
 * 15) Even more if it was because she made him fat on purpose.
 * 16) Most if she wanted to die because she never wanted a Nico.
 * 17) Tell Nico that Percy meant to let Bianca die.
 * 18) Make a four-way swap of clothes: Nico gets Hades's clothes, Hades have Poiseidon's clothes , Poiseidon have Percy's clothes , Percy has Nico's clothes
 * 19) Say Nico had issues when he hated Percy.
 * 20) Tell him Bianca found a labryinth entrance inside talos and died when the labryinth collapsed.
 * 21) Turn Nico into a dandelion.
 * 22) Tell him Hades pulled some strings and brought his mom and Bianca back to life.
 * 23) Tell Nico that Bianca and his mother committed suicide so they wouldn't have to see him again.
 * 24) More bonus points if you say they got sentenced to Tartarus.
 * 25) Most bonus points if it's true.
 * 26) Steal all his clothes, leaving only a pink dress with yellow flowers
 * 27) Convince some kids of Aphrodite to give him a 'makeover' while he asleep
 * 28) Tie him up and force him to listen to Hannah Montana
 * 29) Tell him that Bianca meant to die because she didnt want to see him anymore.
 * 30) Tell him Percy kissed Bianca before she died
 * 31) Tell him Juniper broke up with Grover and now she wants to go out with him
 * 32) Bonus points if you tell Grover.
 * 33) Ask him if his hair is dyed because someone who is that pale can't have such dark hair.
 * 34) Check his wrists for cuts.
 * 35) Tell Nico that Bianca was killed by Persephone
 * 36) Tell Persephone that Nico crushed all her flowers
 * 37) More points if there's a fight between them
 * 38) Tell Nico that his father hates him
 * 39) Tell Hades ( Nico's father ) that Nico hates Hades and think Zeus is better
 * 40) More points if there's a fight between them
 * 41) Put Justin Beiber posters in Nico's cabin.
 * 42) Tell him Annabeth likes him better than Percy
 * 43) More points if you tell Annabeth that Nico likes her.
 * 44) Even more if you tell Percy that Annabeth likes Nico more.
 * 45) Tell him that Bianca is dating Theseus in the underworld. (Am I the only one who noticed that everyone in these books hates Theseus?)
 * 46) Say Bianca survived the Talos crash and you went out to go kill her and suceded
 * 47) Tell Nico that you hate Hades and his children and start hacking at him with a celestial bronze chainsaw.
 * 48) Tell Nico that Leo has a secret crush on him