User blog:Scrawland Scribblescratch/Dezardocus

Oy there. The great Zach here. And today, I shall deliver a report of epic proportions.

Via ancestry.com I was enlightened to learn that in the 1800s there was a Persian miner by the name of Dezardocus Dimshim.

Now, I'm going on a school trip this Wednesday (January 9th). I'm going to be put in a group with two kids from two other schools. I'm going to tell them that I'm Vaskurov Dezardocus Dimshim LXIV Alzendabari, and that they MUST address me by three of my four names. I am an exchange student from the Karvachistani Federation and the heir to the famous Khazeri family fortune. Not only that, everyone must address everyone else by the full name lest their tongue be cut off. I'm also going in totally American clothes (hey, when in America, do as Amerikkans due).

If you have any other ideas to help make this be more plausible but wacky, please leave them (your ideas) in the comments below.

That will be all.

Oh, I'm also coming back with a status report on Wednesday. See you then!

Dezardocan POWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 23:48, January 6, 2013 (UTC)