User blog comment:MattShadow/OC vs OC (September 2013)/@comment-3337043-20130914025613

Bubba Wilson - Cholo Son of Ares from The West Side of LA

Pros:


 * He has a gun and he knows how to shoot it.


 * He knows how to fight dirty, and is handy with a knife.


 * He has the most swag of all people on the planet and because of this people can't control themselves around him and the swagness spreads like a contagious disease and through this ability he can bequeath swag to anyone and make them his swaggy minions.

Cons:


 * He isn't very smart.


 * He goes into a mental breakdown when someone mentions his dead mama's first name. (PS it's Mildred)


 * The sight of any food rich in carbohydrates makes him forget about fighting and only desire the food.