Book Two: The Trojan War

Chapter List
Chapter One: We Become A Force To Be Rekoned With

Chapter Two: I Dream Of Horses

Chapter Three: We Make Plans To Build A Metal Horse

Chapter Four: We Set Sail...And Get Lost

Chapter Five: I Make Madison Really Angry

Chapter Six: The Fastest God Shortens Our Journey

Chapter Seven: I Really Hate Birds

Chapter Eight: We Gamble At The Casino Of Doom

Chapter Nine: We Get Attacked By A Giant Flying Lizard

Chapter Ten: I Find The Lost Terror

Chapter Eleven: I Save My Friends

Chapter Twelve: We Find Our Ticket In

Chapter Thirteen: I Kill (Another) NFL QB

Chapter Fourteen: The Darkness Within

Chapter Fifteen: I Make Several Vows

The Trojan War: Conclusion Page