User blog:BeholdtheVision/Big Brother: PJOFFW Week One

Voice: Hello everyone, and welcome to the first season of Big Brother: PJOFFW! Please welcome your host, Chiron the centaur!

Chiron: *Doesn't notice he's on* What? I asked for shined hooves not waxed hooves! This is an outrage! I run a cmap full of teenagers being traine din weaponry! You do not cross-

Voice: Er- Chiron?

Chiron: *Talks into phone* I'll deal with you later. I have Clarisse on call. *Throws phone backstage* Welcome welcome welcome! Today, 14 writers shall enter- the house! *Motions to expansive mansion* One by one, they shall be evicted by your votes and their nominations. Only one shall be crowned victor...gaining $15,000,000,000 and teh choice to eithe rmurder or date a star! Thats right folks, everyone from One Direction to Lindsey Lohan is tied and gagged in our basement.

Director: *mouthes "cut it out"

Chiron: Oh, was I not supposed to say that? Pretend you never heard that...