Fifteen Things I Must Not Do at Camp Half-Blood

Crackfic. Sparrowsong 02:25, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter One
The End
 * 1) I must not say the phrase "You're ugly" to Silena Beuregard.
 * 2) I must not urinate in the lake.
 * 3) I must not call Annabeth a nerd.
 * 4) I must not ask Dionysus why he is the god of wine but never drinks it.
 * 5) I must not call Nico emo.
 * 6) I must not skip to Olympus, singing "we're off to see the wizard" at the top of my lungs.
 * 7) I must not tell fish jokes to Percy.
 * 8) I must not prank the Stoll brothers.
 * 9) I must not start a huge argument with the Athena kids over whether their mother is blonde or brunette. (A/N: Athena is brunette. Annabeth's dad has blonde hair.)
 * 10) I must play Seven Minutes in Heaven but call it "Seven Minutes in Elysium."
 * 11) I must not stare at Luke's scar.
 * 12) I must not call Clarisse fat.
 * 13) I must not ask Chiron why he's in a wheelchair when he has four perfectly good legs.
 * 14) I must not tell dumb blonde jokes to the Apollo kids.
 * 15) I must not invite Thalia to go skydiving with me.