The Epic Adventures of O.P. Hiro

Stanza One: Near_is_god
Oh, there once was a hero named Phil Mahooters,

His katana was of the finest coprolite,

His hair of the most golden yellow,

And his face was rather mellow.

His father Priapus was quite godlike,

And his mother Brianna was quite Nicki Minajlike,

And together they created him.

His girlfriend had the greatest curves,

And his enemies were quite the turds,

Life was rather happy,

Till he met the villain Bappy,

Then it fell apart,

Like a room after a fart.