Camp Half-Blood and Kronos on TLT Movie

Zeus: Hello, and welcome to Olympus chat! I'm your dashing host ZEUS and today we are discussing the movie with Annabeth, Kronos, Luke and Thalia!

Crowd: Yayyyyyyyyyy!

Zeus: so, Annabeth, what did you think?

Annabeth: Okay, so when I, like, attended the movie premiere, I had a personality change in shock when I saw myself. That girl is soooooo not me. I'm so much hotter. Agh! My lipstick is peeling! *runs off*

Zeus: Apollo, please help turn Annabeth back to normal

Apollo: I like her this way!

Zeus: NOW!

Zeus: Your turn, Kronos.

Kronos: I'm still fuming about the rating! Any movie with mer in it, deserves PG-13 minimum.

Thalia: You weren't even in it.

Kronos: WHAT????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Room exploded, when smoke clears.)

Zeus: So, *cough, cough* what did you think, Thalia.

Thalia: *breaks out into sobs* Why are you even asking me? I can't date boys, i don't exist in the movie, and your wearing that shirt! Wahhhhhhh!

(Room explodes again. When smoke clears.)

Zeus: *cough, cough, cough, cough*

Luke: They portrayed me soooo wrong! When I was good I was a pure goody goody! This wasn't action! *turns to camera* If you want action kids, try sesame street.

Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird run on. :*sesame street theme song.*

(Room explodes again. This time, permanently.)