30 Ways To Annoy Kronos


 * 1) Tell him Rhea cheated on him
 * 2) Ask him how his kids tasted
 * 3) Tell him he sucks in battle
 * 4) Resurrect Ouranos
 * 5) Tell him Gaea abandoned him and had the giants
 * 6) Tell him Porphyrion said he's better than him
 * 7) Bonus points is you tell Porphyrion the opposite
 * 8) More if they fight
 * 9) Even more if they duke it out on live Hepheastus TV
 * 10) MOST if they make each other fade
 * 11) Tell him time is an illusion
 * 12) Bonus if he fades
 * 13) Redecorate Mount Othyrs with flowers and ribbons
 * 14) Celebrate the day the First Titan War ended