Greek God High: Chapter 4

"Welcome to detention, Hermes. It's lovely here isn't it?" Tartarus said sickly.

Hermes was chained against the wall in room 15, the detention room. It was also Tartarus' class room, room with no floor, instead an endless pit. During teaching, he set up a crude wooden floorboard that would sometimes break, forcing kids to fall into the abyss.

"Yeah, I could spend years in here. It's awesome." Hermes grunted sarcastically.

"Oh yeah, what about now?" Mr. Tart said, pressin the play button on a laptop. Suddenly Justin Bieber's "Baby" played throughout the room. Mr. Tart laughed hysterically as Hermes screamed.

Suddenly the door opened, and Dionysus was thrown inside. As he fell in, he gasped, saying, "it was WAY ro bright out there. It's a lot better in this dark cave, especially when you have a MASSIVE hangover."

He was immediately locked to a wall, and Tartarus asked, "What did you do this time, Dio? I'm assuming it has something to do with your high alcohol levels."

"I er... stole Gaia's stash of Vodka. I then shared it with all my satyr friends, and we were tipsy for the rest of the day. I had some awesome hallucinations. Did I really jack Coach Eros' car with the head cheerleaders?"

"Hell yeah Dio! I was there remember? I hotwired the car! We drove all the way to the Part Pony's Club and––"

"SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU! YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE KE$HA MUSIC!"

Ke$ha's "Take It Off" started to play, and Hermes moaned. Dionysus, on the other hand, smiled happily. "This reminds me off all those taverns I've been to..."

Suddenly he threw up, and got vomit all over Mr. Tart's shoes.

"Tartar sauce!" He screamed. "For this, I am making your stay here much worse!"

Rebecca Black's "Friday" played, and both students screamed in agony.

"I can help..." whispered Dio, "I'm the god of insanity..." He held a vial of some liquid and tossed it to Hermes. "It's a wine that knocks you out, blocking out all noise, keeping you sane."

"You're a good man, Dio." Hermes said, drinking the vial. His head went slack, and Dio swallowed his own too.

"I WAS SUPPOSED TO TORTURE THEM THOUGH! NOOOOOO!!!"

Meanwhile...

(I'm not done, but Illoras you are free to edit this)