User blog comment:Sparrowsong/Trolls must die!/@comment-1897744-20100307023632

Because people wouldn't write in a proper script format, with narration and stage directions. Fanfiction is for stories, not for plays. It is for actual writing, not:

Girl: i luv u! boy: me 2! girl: lets go out! boy: ok!

which is what they would resort to.

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