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Err...Hi? I'm a Percy Jackson/Harry Potter fan. Oh wait hang on

My name is You Know Who and I am a Fantasy Bookworm. I enjoy Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Septimus Heap, Heir, and any book(s) that involve magic and wicked fighting scenes. My hobbies are dueling with wands and swords, D&D, reading, writing, capture the flag (Some includes using swords), history, and MAGIC! I hate Twilight, Mortal Instruments, math, Death Eaters, racist, writers block, snobs, preps, bullies, etc. Some facts about me is that I am a Conservative Ashkenazi Jew. I have Cerebral Palsy, look it up if you have no clue what it means.

In the Harry Potter world I’m in either Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. My wand is 12 inches, Elm with dragon heartstring. I don’t play Quidditch, because I am the commentator!

For Percy Jackson, I am the daughter of Hermes. My weapon is a watch that becomes a dagger called Leto. Thinking of doing a story about my adventure.

Favorite Books Harry Potter Percy Jakson Inheirtance Cycle Heir Septimus Heap Da Vinci Code Lost Symbol Angles and Demons Cronos Chronicles Blue is for Nightmares Loads more

What I Write. AU/Time travel Cannon Ships (Like H/G, R/H, Percabeth, etc.) Xovers. Nonmagic AH Romance You get the point

What I DON’T Write Slash, I’m fine with it in reality OOC Ron/Harry/Hermione/Ginny Bashing SuperHarry ( it’s so gahhh) Incest Soul bonding Super Inheritance Etc.

Parings for Harry Potter Harry and Ginny Ron and Hermione James Lily Luna Rolf Luna Nevile Remus Tonks Teddy Victorie Scorpius Rose Scorpius Lily Seamus Lavender Severus Lily Rose Oc More Later.

Parings for PJO Percy Annabeth Nico Oc Grover Juniper Sally Paul Rachel can’t date. Silena Beckendorf Thalia Luke More Later

Parings for the Heir Jason Alicia Jack Ellen Seph Madison Hastings Linda

Quotes I made these up, feel free to use them.

Life and Death are a never ending circle. History tends to repeat, it’s only the players that are different. In order to live the future you must first learn about your past. A Hero welcomes Death as a friend, and moves on. A person accepts their fate, and works along with destiny. Stand up when others sit down, speak up when others are silent, and lead others to victory. Magic is everywhere, you just need a sharp eye to see it.

My Stories

Resistance: The Awakening. (Other)

Halley Prevelle never played Encirclement. She never went on an adventure across America Never dueled Acacia Malum. Halley’s family may seem normal, if they never moved to Connecticut in the first place. There hasn’t been Magic in the family since her ancestor Gavrilla died mysteriously, the same time when the Dark Lord Mordred disappeared.

That was seven generations ago.

Now Halley is showing signs of being a powerful Witch, but something is blocking her. Something powerful. Ever since she saw a two teens being attacked by Stymphallian Pigeons, Monsters have been following her. Now it’s up to Halley and her friends to find someone to break the block and survive a deadly Ordeal that could take more then her Magic.

Are you ready? IN PROCESS

A Hero’s Lament (Other)

Just a oneshot that I wrote, warning it’s depressing. COMPLETE

L’Chaim (Other)

Got bored while reading my Latin text book, it inspired this poem. COMPLETE

Good and Broken (HP)

This is my story, and if I never broke my laptop I would have never been de-aged, sent to Hogwarts, got detentions..... IN PROGRESS

Alternate Destinies (HP)

Al Potter is an orphan. Voldemort killed his parents and his brother when he was one year old. Al survived the killing curse and is declared the boy-who-lived. In his fifth year he switches places where his counterpart was never marked, all those things happened to his Dad! Can Harry teach his son some new tricks? IN PROCESS

Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh (HP)

Poor Albus, when he’s going to camp a certain song is on the radio. I am so mean :-) COMPLETE

Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA (cough cough!) 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Make great friends and enemies is a plus! 8. People will finally respect you. 9. You will die a cool un-boring death. 10. Black is a fashionable color. 11. You will get over your fears and get even bigger ones. 12. You will travel to exotic places. 13. Travel is free. 14. No homework. 15. Your misunderstood child life will be understandable. 16. Robotic human parts are now the rage. 17. Monday is DISCO NIGHT 18. Friday is massage day.

What Would Hogwarts Do?

Thank You Wind-In-The-Trees Hufflepuff "People don't care what you think unless they think you care." Gryffindor "Stand up to what is right, even if you're standing alone." Slytherin “Winning means rising each time you fall." Ravenclaw "What lies before us and behind us aren't as important as what lies within us

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff Slytherins...will push someone off. Hufflepuff...will gather a bunch of people and do a human ladder. Ravenclaw...will grab a flying carpet.

I You Know Who Solemnly swear to write nothing but good fics. Mischief Managed

Isn't that better?