50 ways to annoy Aphrodite

Results may vary, do not attempt if you either A, are in a relationship or B, not immortal with some sort of protection


 * 1) Release the Penguins into her private quarters
 * 2) Bonus points if they have silly string and orange soda
 * 3) Make her wear shabby cloths
 * 4) Take her and Hephestus to therapy
 * 5) Spill ink on her dresses
 * 6) Tell her love stinks
 * 7) Bonus points if you call her ugly
 * 8) Tell her she was born in a disgusting way
 * 9) Ask her who she hasn't had an affair with yet
 * 10) Make her try to convice the Jedi Love is Okay
 * 11) Bonus points if the jedi she is trying to convince are willing to attack
 * 12) Make her Artemis's lackey
 * 13) Tell to to become a nun
 * 14) Make her become a nun
 * 15) Say Adonis was better with Persephone
 * 16) Tell her baldness is in right now
 * 17) Say love stinks
 * 18) Bonus points if you can hack her phone to make it say that 24 7
 * 19) Put her into a slap fight with Hera
 * 20) Artemis works too
 * 21) Spill Doxy eggs into her Ambrosia
 * 22) Mess with her love potions
 * 23) Bonus points if you reverse the process
 * 24) Lecture her about the laws of Duel Monsters
 * 25) Say she's fat
 * 26) Tell her her perfume reeks
 * 27) Toss stink gas in her cabin
 * 28) Bonus points if you blame Ares or Hepheastus Cabins
 * 29) Ask her how old she is
 * 30) Then call her old
 * 31) Fill her room with bug pokemon
 * 32) Bed Bugs, bees, termites or stinkbugs work too
 * 33) Lecture her on STD's
 * 34) Call her a meerkat
 * 35) Use up all her hot water
 * 36) Replacing it with slime works too
 * 37) Take away all her posters of hot men
 * 38) Make her take an O.W.L
 * 39) A N.E.W.T test works even better
 * 40) Make her fall in love with a troll
 * 41) Say Twilight sucks
 * 42) Replace all her swimsuits with ancient, conservative swimsuits
 * 43) Tell her goth is in
 * 44) Pierce her lip
 * 45) Write her an annoying theme song
 * 46) Tell her she's an idiot
 * 47) Tell her to leave Percy and Annabeth alone
 * 48) Tell her she has an ugly planet
 * 49) Make everyone speak in an annoying french canadian accent around her
 * 50) Spike her food with extreme amounts of fiber
 * 51) Constipation powder also works