User blog comment:Capn Rin Scotts/Reguarding Poseidon Cove & Divergence in the Demigods/@comment-1745092-20130819231603/@comment-3146930-20130820022233

Ex and I would both have to be on a ship with you and we would have to exchange vows and say "I do" and all that stuff in order to be married and last I checked, people can't be married to puppies; so we can't be legally married.