Poseidon: I'm Sexy And I Know It

Hey guys! All rights for the original "I'm Sexy And I Know It " song go to LMFAO. Actually, that goes for all of my Olympian parodies. And Poseidon trying to impress Athena is kind of a joke, since anyone who knows Greek mythology knows that they're rivals.Enjoy! (P.S. I don't think this song was as good as the Zeus one.)

Poseidon: I'm Sexy And I Know It

When I walk on by, Athena be looking like, dang he fly

I'm the god of the earthquakes and sea, walking down the street with my awesome trident, yeah

This is how I roll, making hurricanes out of control

It's Percy with the big Afro, and like a pearl, I got the glow

(2x)

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

I-I-I made horses!

When I'm at God-Mart, the dolphins just can't fight 'em off

When I'm at the beach, I'm in the Speedo tryin' to tan my cheeks

Yeah, this is how I roll

Come on fishies, it's time to go

We headed to the sandbar, come on, don't be nervous

No sandals, no tunic and I still get service

(2x)

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

I-I-I made horses!

When I walk in the ocean, this is what I "sea"(get it?)

All the animals stopping and staring at me

I got passion in my swim trunks and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

Surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing, yeah

Surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing, yeah

Surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing, yeah

Surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing surfing, yeah

I surf those waves, man

(2x)

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

Athena look at that body

(breathe)

I-I-I made horses!

I'm sexy and I know it!!!!!!!!