Text Talk Sucks

LightningGuy/12:32pm: Hi hony, jst takin strll, c u latr.

PeacockTherapist/12:33pm: ''I do hope so, "hony"! Taking a walk at this time, are you stupid! And what is the way you are typing, I can barely understand you!''

LightningGuy/12:34pm: Srry babe, mortl way of typng, clled 'text talk'

PeacockTherapist/12:34pm: ''Well, stop it this instant! And if you were taking a stroll, how could you be replying to this....Are you with a mortal?! You good for nothing god!''

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PeacockTherapist/12:36pm: ''ANSWR ME BE4 I SLIT UR THROAT! GET HOM INSTNTLY!''

I finished typing and glared at the screen of the mortal computer. I can't believe it! The idiot made me text talk! I kicked the seat and walked away, falling onto my peacock feather bed cover and glared up at the ceiling while my good for nothing husband was out with some mortal girl.

He is so dumb,

As dumb as a plum.

Wish I could peel him,

Tip him in the bin.

He is a mortal,

In mortal world through portal.

Ugly on outside, ugly on inside,

I wish I didn't need to confide.

Wish he would just die...

~ Hera...