@olympus.oic

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The title is as in the end of an email.

OIC stands for Olympus Internet Connection.

A guide: Crackfic.
 * @bigthree.oic - Zeus, Poseidon, Hades.
 * @council.oic - Any of the major gods.
 * @olympus.oic - Any god except the major ones.
 * @camphalfblood.oic - A demigod.
 * @pitofdoom.oic - Kronos.
 * @titan.oic - A titan. Duh.
 * @rawr.oic - A monster or scary creature.
 * @spirit.oic - A spirit. (Nymph, river spirit, etc.)
 * @quarterblood.oic - A quarter-blood, or the offspring of one and below (grandchild, great-grandchild, etc.)

Contains some of my OCs, I should mention. If you want yours to be included, put it on the talk page.

Story
Zeus seized the final present. Unwrapping it, he yelled, "Oh, wow! A laptop!"

Now every demigod and god and monster had one.

Zeus went directly to his email - Lightningdude@bigthree.oic. He emailed Plantgal@council.oic, Deaddude@bigthree.oic, tridentawesomeness@bigthree.oic, Kronos@pitofdoom.oic, robbergod@council.oic, sundriver@olympus.oic, and moonmaiden@council.oic, and many more.

He wrote, ''I got a laptop! Now I will be spamming ya'll!'' He grinned and hit Send.

Hades sighed and opened his email, Deaddude@bigthree.oic. He saw one from Lightningdude@bigthree.oic. He opened it, screamed in anger at Rhea's stupidity, and deleted it.

The next was from poseidonpj@camphalfblood.oic. It said, ''Hades, I think that Nico spazzed again. He stabbed everyone with his sword and laughed as they died and said that their life aura was gone. Can you help him?''

Hades replied, No. He has learned well.

The next email was from Minotaur@rawr.oic. Hades read, ''Fw. FW. fw. Fw. Hi, my name is Kayla, and when I was three, my father abused me and killed me. If you don't forward this to 1,000 people, Kronos will kill you!''

Hades panicked. "Oh, no! I only have one friend!"

More coming soon!