Me and Nico decide to act stupid in Hades's home

One day Nico and I were at Dad's place instead of Camp. We were mindlessly doing NOTHING AT ALL, but I came up with and idea. "OK," I whispered in Nico's ear. "This is what we're gonna do." As I told him, he nodded with a huge smile, and we set up.

As Dad was just sitting there with his laptop (Yes, the Underworld has WiFi.) flaming Zeus on his Facebook, I started to walk across the room and yell for Nico. Dad didn't care at all, and he kept typing. "What?" Nico asked. I frowned. "Did you take my..." Suddenly, Nico's hellhound, Crackers, barked. Nico and I looked excited. "A hellhound!" we screamed. Dad peeked up. We ran to him and started to babble like retards. "Let's name it Marmalade!" I screamed. Nico frowned. "I like Duke."

We started the old "I-say-this-and-you-say-that" arguement.After FORTY-FIVE MINUTES Dad stopped us. "What is the Underworld is wrong with you two today?!" We glanced at eachother. We suddenly took off with Crackers. When we returned, Nico made up the plan this time. It was HILARIOUS.

As Dad was about to yell for one of his servants to tend to the prisoners, Nico and I stopped him. "Dad, can we tend to the prisoners today?" I asked. He took a look at us. "If it straightens you out." We smiled. When we got there, the prisoners reached for us for something to drink. We hurried into the kitchen, but Nico stopped me. "Englanda, I'm having second thoughts. What if we get into deep Styx?" I shrugged. "I'm half Demigod half vampire. I can get both of us outta here. So when we put the Styx drink into cups, I added Nico and I's special HYPER powder. We giggled and served it up. After the rest of inspection, Dad caught us and we were banished to the Styx Shoreline Punishment Grounds. We were in some deep Styx.

First fanfic, first time on the site, first time doing anything here. :S (Comedy)