User:Zoekit

Well How-diddly-doo neighborino!

" Beware. Out there. There's monsters everywhere. It's late. In June. A slimy big baboon-" wait, what? This isn't my introduction page!! Where is my introduction page?

voice in reader's head: Are You Going To Help Zoe Find It Or Not?

[ YES ]                 [ NO ]               [ I ATE HER INTRODUCTION PAGE AND IM NOT SORRY ]

You clicked yes. Don't argue with me.

You'd be a heartless murmer if you chose "NO", and if you chose the last one.. Well I don't know if paper gives you gas- either way you aren't staying here if you chose that one.

Anyways, while you were arguing Zoe found her paper under the fridge where her cat, Lola, keeps her stash of missing objects. If anything goes missing in Zoe's house, you'll likely find it underneath the fridge! So Zoe unfolds it and finds one lousy, uncreative, and lame indroduction. And I quote:

" HELLO WORLD OF WIKI. I AM ZOE HEAR ME ROAR."

The End.