VIXI

remember when i said that Henry was my self-insertion? well, here is Tanner! my second self-insertion. this one will be more in depth as self-insertions go. all of this will be in his point of view, unless i change my mind.

Prolougue
Oh, great. this is- this is perfect. oh, vixi VIXI VIXI! oh, we're recording now? okay, i don't have much time my name is Tanner. i really should explain. everything seems to be 17 for me. and i HATE that number. classmate #17. things always happen for me at 5 o'clock, or 1700 military time. i can only list seventeen friends at a time! 17 17 17! oh. why do i hate it? here's why: 17 is XVII in roman numerals. mix that up and you get VIXI. you understand now? no? okay, i'll go further. VIXI means "my life is over" in Latin. the story? okay. i'll tell you the start of the children of Jack.