I Have Revenge With Lemon Seasoning

How was the prologue, huh? And yeah, the 'boy' was me. So yeah, I'm insane! And lemme tell ya, it's damn lotta fun.

For instance, only a truly insane guy will fight three demigods in orange while eating a steak with lemon seasoning, dripping with juices. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff...

I had been hiding in an oak tree in some sorta park, when I saw 'em. Three Demigods, two boys, one girl, and did that girl have a name? Cause I needed the name, and her phone number, because she was SMOKING HOT! And a red head. Mwarr.

I looked at the two dunces on either side of her. One big afro-american kid, one tall, lean blonde kid. Both wielded celestial bronze swords, while the girl had a spear. Nice.

I was, meanwhile, biting into my steak, enjoying the meatiness. I don't know how vegetarians live. I would never choose lettuce over beef.

So yeah, that's when I pounced, steak in mouth, sword in hand. My current sword was nothing fancy, and I thought maybe I'd swipe one from the boys.

They looked up at me just as my sword scythed through Blonde Boy's throat with a rip. The girl yelped, and jumped back cutely, while Big Black Machoman attempted to stab at me.

Ha. I disarmed him with a flick of my wrist, and slit his throat with another flick. The girl attempted to lunge with her spear, but I dodged, allowing her to stumble pass. Hey, what, she was cute!

"So what's your name, darlin'?" I grinned.

She looked at me incredelously and lunged again. I dodged again.

"What do you want!?" she yelled tearily. Huh, as if it's not obvious.

"Your heart." I said grandly. She didn't appreciate it.

Again she came, swinging her spear. This time I ducked under one swipe, and let the flat of my sword scythe her feet from under her.

She landed with a thud, with my sword at her neck. Impressive, huh?

"Now, what's your name, hm?" I asked, finishing my steak, and smacking my lips.

"Go to hell!" she growled.

"Oh, hello, Gotto Belle! Can I call you Belle?"

She looked confused. "What?"

I grinned dazzlingly. "Well, Belle, you will now be my associate. And will help me on my little quest."

"What... quest?" She said, gasping slightly as my sword tip brushed against her throat.

"Well, nothing tougher than bringing down Olympus, of course." I said, grinning winningly.