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There’s a new member of the Cybersquad who insists she is perfectly capable of taking care of herself, is afraid of Hacker, and calls the world (the one where Matt, Jackie, Inez, Hacker, Motherboard, etc. exist) “a TV Show called Cyberchase!”. However, Hacker has an ultimate plot – and only she can stop him!

By the way, she’s based onme.

I sat on my bed, reading a book. All of the sudden, my computer started beeping and glowing. Then, something appeared on it. Something I always thought was a cartoon character.

“Is this some kind of joke? Because as far as I’m concerned, computers don’t talk, and you’re a cartoon character!” I said.

“No, this is not a joke. I—“ Motherboard began.

“I already know about this whole thing, Motherboard. I watch Cyberchase. I know about Hacker. And I know about those Dark Spirits!” I interrupted.

“You must be confused” replied Motherboard.

“Oh. Ok then. It’s just that I read someone’s fanfiction, and Matt and Inez were married, and they had a daughter who was kidnapped by Hacker, and the Dark Spirits brainwashed her” I answered, somewhat suspicious.

“W—w—w—WAIT a minute!! I don’t want to save the world! It’s too scary! Look at me. I’m some scaredy catlittle girlwho probably couldn’t even save a rubber band from a donut!” I shouted. “A balloon would do a better job at saving Cyberspace!”.

Motherboard vanished. Then I saw a pink and purple portal.

“Oh no, there is no way I will get into that thing. I wouldn’t do it if you payed me!” I insisted. “MOM!! Motherboard from Cyberchase is trying to get me to join the Cybersquad! You know how I’m scared of Hacker!”. (Yes, I was really afraid of Hacker back then. Because I really did read someone's dumb fanfic about 'Dark Spirits.' XD)

I heard no response. “Mom?” I asked.

Still no response. I ran downstairs and saw a note.

Dear whoever you are,

If you ever want to see your mother again, get into that portal and let me kidnap you.

The Hacker.

P.S. Yes, I did kidnap your silly mother.

“They must really want me if they kidnapped my mom and signed a note with Hacker’s name” I thought.

I got in. I couldn’t take it anymore. How dare they even touch my mom! I was going to get revenge. I was going to…

No, you aren’t going to attempt anything crazy like that. You aren’t gonna join up with Hacker. You aren’t gonna help anyone take over Cyberspace. You aren’t gonna do this to your mom, Katie. Hacker is stupid. You’ve got brains.

Without even thinking about it, I went into the portal.

“Ok, so why did you do it just to get me in here?” I asked.

“Er…what are you talking about?” said a confused Matt.

I almost leaped. I had a huge crush on him.

“I’m talking about…that…about that…about that…”. I couldn’t continue. I pried open a window and jumped out.

“Don’t worry, I can take care of myself! I’ll go under the alias Mitty Smickerboob Moonamoon McBathroom! I’ll dye my hair! I’ll wear colored contacts! I’ll defeat Hacker alone, which I am perfectly capable of doing, even though I am terrified of him!” I screamed. “And even though somebody kidnapped my mom!”.

And that’s exactly what I did, except for the dying my hair part. I was too scared. I loved my natural hair color. So I didn’t do anything about my hair.

One day the Cybersquad told me that “You’re going nuts, Katie!”. “Um, who’s Katie? My name is Mitty Smickerboob Moonamoon McBathroom. Ok, I’ll admit it – I’m Katie” I said.

So then, the Cybersquad (including me) killed Hacker, Buzz and Delete, and saved Motherboard and Cyberspace forever.

The End.

Aw, come on, did you really think that was the end? Ok, it was. Oh, and I did save my mom and together we went back home.

The End (for real)