You Know You're Obsessed with Percy Jackson When...

Inspired by Sparrow's '15 Things I Must Not Do at Camp Half-Blood, and a result of my bored-ness. SallyPerson/Sally 21:34, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
 * You wonder if your strawberries were grown by nymphs, satyrs, gods or half-bloods
 * It’s the only reason you have suddenly developed in an interest in the St. Louis Arch, the Parenthenon, Hoover Dam, and local architecture.
 * You throw sand dollars into the Hudson bay, or any other river or lake.
 * You scream at camp fires to see if they get bigger
 * If you say powerful names, you glance at the sky in fear
 * You swear on the river Styx
 * You tell the doorman of the Empire State Building that you need to go the 600th floor.
 * You rub statue’s feet.
 * You classify everyone you meet as a mortal, satyr or demigod, (and if they are a demigod, who their parent is).
 * You see giant dogs and run for cover
 * You look for magical camps on Long Island.
 * You call for hippocampi when you’re at the beach.
 * You say hi to trees.
 * You step in cow poop and assume that Hera hates you.
 * You see another sacred animal and see it as a sign.
 * You wave to the sun or the moon.
 * You make sure that if you see a pretty girl that she doesn’t have weird legs
 * You look for tattoos of birds on people’s necks
 * You Curse the Fates
 * You Swear in Latin or Greek
 * You walk around with a pen in your hand and tell people, “You don’t see a sword. You see a pen.”
 * You must have a dam t-shirt
 * You must eat enchiladas as much as possible, (even if you don’t like them) just because Grover did.