Annabeth's Mom

Humorous one-shot, based on the song Stacy's Mom. Contains AnnabethxPercyxAthena. Sparrowsong 21:55, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter One
Percy: Hey, Annabeth, Athena! Over here!

Annabeth and Athena: *Exchange a glance* *Walk over*

Percy: *Breaks into song*

Annabeth's mom has got it going on

Annabeth's mom has got it going on

Annabeth's mom has got it going on

Annabeth's mom has got it going on

Annabeth, can I come over after camp is o-o-ver?

(After camp is over)

We can hang around...with Gro-o-over

(Hang around with Grover)

Did your mom get back from fighting with my da-a-a-ad?

(Fighting with my dad)

Is she there or is she trying to give me the sli-i-i-ip?

(Give me the slip)

You know I'm not the little demigod, that I used to be

I'm all grown up now, Athena can't you see!

Annabeth's mom has got it going on!

She's all I want and I've waited for so long!

Annabeth can't you see, you're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but

I'm in love with Annabeth's mom

Annabeth's mom has got it going on

Annabeth's mom has got it going on

Annabeth, do you remember when we fought with swords?

(Fought with swords)

Your mom came out with just a towel on

(Towel on)

I could tell she didn't like me from the way she stared

(Way she stared)

And the way she said "Don't let your opponent distract you"

(Opponent distract you)

And I know that you might think it's just a fantasy

But since your dad's remarried, your mom could use a guy like me!

Annabeth's mom has got it going on!

She's all I want and I've waited for so long!

Annabeth can't you see, you're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but

I'm in love with Annabeth's mom

Annabeth's mom has got it going on!

She's all I want and I've waited for so long!

Annabeth can't you see, you're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but oh oh...

I'm in love with

(Annabeth's mom oh ahh)

I'm in love with

(Annabeth's mom oh ahh)

(Annabeth can't you see, you're just not the girl for me)

I know it might be wrong but

I'm in love with Annabeth's mom

Annabeth: *Cries*

Athena: *Kills Percy*

The End