Percy Jackson Goes Canceled

I, Percy Jackson, was sleeping. And then suddenly the phone rang. I picked it up and the most shocking news ever was delivered into my ears.

"EVERYONE HOLY POSEIDON'S TRIDENT PERCY JACKSON GOES HAS BEEN CANCELED." I screamed so loudly even the Sea Aardwolf heard it, and he lives in like Gibraltar.

"Percy! How could this happen? Was it because you were globalled again? I had to pull a lot of strings to get you back online last time and I really don't want to do it again." Annabeth did not look happy. I couldn't blame her, given that her "just a friend" dum mario frum skool was missing. Something about a voyage and a guy named Kenny was all we knew.

"What? No! I honestly don't know why it was cancelled, I didn't pay attention to that part. After the phone call I watched an Onision video about "Top 10 Things I Hate About Not So Subtle Hints And Easter Eggs. It drained my brain."

"UGGHH PERCY. You need to get a new job. Maybe you can work at Monster Doughnut"

"I am not working with Raen again!"

"Who cares!?!? You need a new job now that the show's been canceled!"

"I don't need a new job! Oh no, not I! I will survive! Oh and as long as I know how to love I know I stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give. And I'll survive! I will survive! Hey hey!"

Annabeth started crying. She fell onto my shoulder. "Oh Percy, I wish it was like before, when you made me laugh and smile, when we were together."

"Hey Annabeth. Why are pirates pirates?"

"I don't know *sniff*. Why?"

"Because they just arrrr."

Annabeth grinned. We looked at the sunset together. It was almost as beautiful as she was. On the horizon, I saw two ships, a trireme and a caravel. And a Megazord too.

"You know, the old sun has to set, before the new one to rise."

"Percy, that isn't how the sun works. Apollo uses the same chariot everyday."

"Shut up."

"But seriously, that's a horrible analogy."

"Shush."

The old sun must set, for the new one to rise.

A/N
'''Hiiiii! So little authors note, this is the last Percy Jackson Goes. I decided to end the series because I couldn't really come up with any good ideas for new ones, and I also want to focus on other projects. Mostly the latter. '''

'''In this particular episodes, there are tons of hints towards my plans, plus a bunch of red herrings. Some more hints and red herrings can be found here, in a video of me rambling.'''