How To Make Hellhound Stew

Hellhound stew is often considered by many demigods to be the finest delicacy in the Western world. For many years, the secret of making Hellhound stew has been kept a secret by the ancient order of Diogratiistogroragtiihavusuxmydikii. But, after infiltrating their order, I have discovered the secret recipes that they have hid over the years. This is one of them.

Ingredients

 * One Hellhound, alive
 * Five ambrosia squares
 * One tablespoon of nectar
 * Torture machinery
 * Knives, forks, a spoon
 * An oven

Instructions

 * 1) Acquire Hellhound.
 * 2) Trap Hellhound in torturing device.
 * 3) Cut off the Hellhound's limbs slowly and keep it alive so it doesn't die and turn to dust.
 * 4) Chop up the Hellhound's limbs and put into the bowl, using its Ichor as the soup.
 * 5) Pour in the nectar.
 * 6) Grind up the ambrosia and sprinkle it in.
 * 7) Put the stew into the oven on high for 30 minutes.
 * 8) Serves 1-100 people, depending on the size of the Hellhound.