50 Ways to Annoy Poseidon

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1 . Remind Poseidon that Percy sit on his throne once

2 . Ask Poseidon if you can sit on his throne

3 . Tell Poseidon that Hades is way better than him

4 . Tell Poseidon that you deserved to be Hades's kids

6 . Tell Poseidon that you wish you were Hades's kids

7 . Tell Poseidon that his trident smells really bad

8 . Offer Poseidon a sword and tell Poseidon that his trident needs washing or cleaning

9 . Tell him Mother Rhea always like Zeus better

10 . Dress up as Athena for Halloween