Hermaphroditus's bad day

Crackfic.

Chapter one
a boy came up to Hermaphroditus and asked, "are you a boy or a girl?" and hermaphroditus asked "are YOU a boy or a girl" and the boy said "i'm a boy."

Chapter two
a girl came up to Hermaphroditus and asked, "are you a boy or a girl?" and hermaphroditus asked "are YOU a boy or a girl" and the girl said "i'm a girl."

Chapter three
a zebra came up to Hermaphroditus and asked, "are you a boy or a girl?" and hermaphroditus asked "are YOU black or white" and the zebra laughed and said, "i'm both!" Hermaphroditus then killed the zebra and every other zebra in existence (luckily poseidon save some in case of this very situation). the Zues said "go to the bathroom to get your spanking!" hermaphroditus pause between the two. he didn't know which one to enter. and so zues cracked up, ad so id every other god of olympus, including his/her own mom and dad, hermes and aphrodite! and so did YOU!

the end