Greek God High: Chapter 3

"Hey Don!"

"What Zeus?"

"I made the basketball team man!"

"Awesome! I made the water polo thing too! It was Oceanus against me. Kicked him in the nuts and he got mad."

"I wonder if Apollo made any of the teams."

"Well, he got on mine."

"Mine too. I wonder how he passed. I would've ran out of energy of I  had to do that. I'll- oh s*** it's Kronos!"

Kronos walked over and pushed some random freshman on the wall.

"Gimme your lunch money, kid!"

"No! I swear! I don't have any!"

"Oh really!"

Kronos flipped the poor kid upside down and shook him hard. Five golden drachmas rolled out.

"Score!"

"Kronos!" Rhea yelled. "What in the name of Hades are you doing?!"

"Hey! Stop using my name like that!"

Kronos stuttered, "I uh, I was, er, uh, giving this kid his lunch money. Yeah, that's what I was doing, uh, Rhea."

Kronos gave the freshman his lunch money and disappeared into the bathroom.

"Rhea," Zeus started, "is a great girl."

"Yeah." Poseidon agreed. "She really is. I wonder how she came to like Kronos. What did his parents do to him? Add a little too much douchebaggery in the mix?"

"Yeah, but there isn't too much douchebaggery, there's way too much in him."

And the lunch bell rang.

Two minutes later...

Hermes grabbed his tray and shuffled over to the lunch lady, who gave him a New York deli platter. He then walked over to his friends, who reserved a table.

"'Lo Hermes." Posedon said when he saw him. Hermes waved and then sat down.

"What were you guys talking about outside?" Hermes asked.

Zeus and Posedon answered, "Oh we were talking about what teams were on..."

"And how Rhea is great..."

"And how Kronos is the biggest douchebag in the school."

"Oh Kronos is a douche right? Here's a pizza. I'll throw it."

Hermes threw the pizza slice on Kronos's back. Kronos stood up and yelled, "Who the hell did this!?"

Hermes pointed at Krios.

"OH IT'S ON!" And Kronos threw his burger at him.

Not yet done