Kenny's Bizarre Day

ZIP went the mongoose. It had been at it ALL DAY! Ever since Kyle White had insulted his mum Hera, a flying mongoose had been following him around making funky noises. CLANG! POP! TA-TING!

"Shut-up!" Kyle screamed, just wanting the torture to end. He pulled out his sword and tried to kill it, but it just reformed instantly, this time it sung a song, "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

Boom

Dundun dundun dundun

Beep

Dun dun dun dun dun

Dun dun

Beep beep beep beep

Beeep beep beep beep

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep boom

Daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddadad."

Kyle hated that song with all his guts, so he stuffed the mongoose into a bag, went to Hera's shrine, and sacrificed it.

Hera then descended on a golden cloud and said to Kyle, "Hello son, now that you have proven your love to me, I can give you your first quest. You must go to the ancient island of Lesbos and slay the Lich, Vionith."

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