The Birdy Thief

This Book 1 of the PJO Ripoff series. Perky POV

Chapter 1: I Incidentally Throw Water At Some One (The Storm Rider)
I didn't mean to kill my teacher. (Maybe I did.) I didn't mean to be a demigod. (I did.) I didn't mean to make a gap in the St. Louis Arch. (Not really! The chihuahua did it!) I'm Perky Johanson. A demigod son of Poseidon. And yeah, I killed my math teacher. (I wouldn't have if I didn't have that sword.)

We were at a big, fancy, big museum. And my nice teacher, Mr. Iamacentaur, asked me a question. And I didn't know the answer. Later, a nice girl named Netta Botherful came to me and my friend Gary. "I bet you're so smart! That's why you couldn't answer the question!" she said. "Yes. And I don't care." I said. "Well, you must be very smart! And by smart, I mean totally stupid." she said.

Now I didn't mean to throw the water at her. Really! But when she gave me that comlipent, I got mad. And I picked up the water (without my hands) and threw it at her. (Without my hands.) Boom. Soaked!