Baby Olympians

So, in chat I came up with an idea for a crackfic. "Baby Olympians" cute right. (I smell hairgel...) It's be like a Diary from a nanny or something.

How it Happened.
So, as we know, Kronos was locked in Tartarus for making a bad meme about Artemis. And then the courtcase was just... unruly. It went from Meme War- Aphrodite's pregnancy- Zeus knocking up a tree and Hera knocking out Poseidon. So, Kronos after a decade of courtcases and custody hearings Kronos was put back in a cell with a Goddess of Theft, drugs and alcohol, Lindsey Lohan. He put a curse on the thrones of the Olympians, once they sat on them, they all shrank to toddlers.

Hebe: Diary Entry 1
So, today was stressful. Demeter made a cereal out of Aphrodite's hair. Dionysus turned Artemis' arrows into fruit juice and Hera and Athena wrestled all day. Poseidon was still knocked out and Hephaestus was being bullied by Apollo. Hermes stole all their dinners. It was hard enough to mind the Gods as cupbearer, now I have to babysit. Hercules will not be happy. Not much I can do, being the Goddess of Youth, except stop their asses from sagging. So, Aphrodite just picked up a meat cleaver... wait hold on...

She cut Hera's ponytail. For the afternoon, they will spend the day with Hestia on the road and then they sleep with Rhea for the night. Wow, what fun I have.