50 Ways to Annoy Ares

I was bored and I don't really like Ares so:

1: Tell him he's a weakling

2: Tell him that a teletubbie is stronger than him

3: Ask him why he is in love with a  married  Goddess (Aphrodite).

4: Ask him if he takes steroids to keep up his strength.

5: Ask him if his son was the minotaur (minotaur is muscular)

6: Hang a grizzly bear head on his throne which every few seconds says: "GRRRRRR!!!!! I'm the strongest!!!"

7: Ask him why he's afraid.

8: Ask him to read the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.

9: Bonus points if you say that he's the "Wimpy Kid".

10: Even more points if you enrol him as the "Wimpy Kid" in the movies.

11: Paint his throne when "it's that time of year" again.

12: Bonus points if you paint his shrine instead.

13: Infinite points if you paint his shrine and throne.

14: Ask him why he's so mean to his children.

15: Bonus points if you use Clarisse as an example.

16: Break his motorcycle.

17: Spray paint his motorcycle.

18: Spray paint his throne.

19: Hack his throne to pieces.

20: Do all of the above from 16 to 19

21: Give him an extra spicy hamburger that he loves and say he can't eat it 'cause he's too wimpy.

22: Mock him and say, "You were beaten by Percy! You were beaten by Percy!"

23: Bonus points if you record it and play it over and over.

24: Even more points if you do all of the above from 22 to 23 on live Hephaestus TV.

25: Infinite points if all of the Gods and minor Gods see it and laugh, except for Ares.

26: Drive off on his motorcycle and say, "See ya later sucker!"

27: Break all of his weapons.

28: Spray paint the weapons.

29: Spray paint and then break the weapons.

30: Spray paint the words, "Wimpy Loser" on his throne.

31: Do that and then break his throne.

32: Draw a moustache and goatee on him.

33: Bonus points if you make him look in a mirror first.

34: Ask him how many times he's been embarassed by Hephaestus while with Aphrodite.

35: Say to him: "The doctor has ordered you to take an infinite amount of chill pills a day 'cause you're too hotheaded!"

36: Make him lecture to you about war and then say, "I told you all of that stuff was what I knew before you! I should be the God of War!"

37: Ask him why that guy named Kratos wants to kill him in the video game, The God of War.

38: Let loose a whoopie cushion while he's on a date with Aphrodite.

39: Bonus points if the air actually smells.

40: Even more if Aphrodite ditches him.

41: Even more if you come out of your hiding spot laughing on the floor.

42: Even more if it was all on Hephaestus TV (the tv of the Gods).

43: Infinite if Zeus sees it and laughs his lungs out.

44: Googleplex if you unleashed a fart bomb too.

45: Yell in his face and scream: "I'm being harassed by a "Wimpy God".

46: Start a new book series called Diary of a Wimpy God.

47: More points if there's 7 books in the series.

48: Even more if it turns out to be a bestseller.

49: The most if all of the Gods read it and laugh.

50: Do all 50 things.