User blog:Sparrowsong/Sparrowsong confesses a bunch of random and pointless things

Song: *Chases Luke* I love you, Luke! Will you marry me?

Luke: Sure, on one condition.

Song: *Eyes light up* Anything for you, my love.

Luke: Confess to all your sins.

Song: Okay... Song and Luke in unison: IN YOUR FACE, HERMES!
 * I made Travis dump soup down his sister's pants (The Soup Incident).
 * I made a son of Apollo and a daughter of Artemis kiss (Nine Months).
 * I made Taylor swipe some DVDs (Taylor and Bitchy Gods).
 * I coveted the baby in Alice.
 * I lied when I said Stella and Luke wouldn't have sex (Snowflakes).
 * I've written six lemons and I have no plans to stop writing them in the future.

Song: LMAO! In case you can't tell, I'm severely bored. And a Simpsons fan.

-Song