Nikki and Taylor Get Into Trouble at God-Mart

Crackfic written whilst high on soda. Surprise POV! Sparrowsong 05:53, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

HERMES POV
I was at God-Mart with George and Martha. I saw my granddaughters, Nikki (nine) and Taylor (thirteen) walk by.

"Hey, girls!" I exclaimed, waving and smiling at them.

"Hi, Grandpa," said Taylor.

"Hi, Grandpa," said Nikki.

Suddenly, Taylor stood up on the counter for the whole store to see.

"DOES ANYONE WANNA HAVE SEX?!" she shouted. "I AM A SINGLE THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD FEMALE! I HAVE BLACK HAIR AND BLUE EYES! MY PHONE NUMBER IS *removed* AND MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS TAYCASTELLAN@HOTMAIL.COM! DOES ANYONE WANNA HAVE SEX?!"

She just kept repeating that. Over, and over, and over.

I, along with most of the other shoppers, doubled over laughing. I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe.

Then I phoned my favorite son to tell him that Nikki and Taylor snuck out and were now at God-Mart, and Taylor was becoming a prostitute.

He acted pissed that I called, but he came and picked up his children quickly enough.

They were my granddaughters, that was for sure.

The End