50 ways to annoy Luke

Chapter 1
1.Talk about Annabeth

2.Tell him he loves Annabeth

3.Introduce him to Artemis,Bonus if she turns him into a jackalope.

4.Make Nico summon him to the Athena cabin,and tell him Annabeth is in there kissing Percy,Bonus if they actually are in there alone,more bonus if they are hugging,even more bonus if they actually are kissing.

5.Fall in love with both Annabeth and Thalia,the make it obvious you love both of them,bonus if Annabeth and Thalia love you back.

6.Take BackBiter and break it.

7.Tell him that Annabeth started dating Percy.

8.Steal Thalia's shield,Riptide,Hephaestus cabin's tools,Annabeth's Teddy Bear,knife,labtop,and bug spray and Clarrisse's spear,give them to Luke without telling him,then tell everbody he stole them,bonus if Luke gets beat into a pulp.

9.Tell him his mom isn't crazy anymore and is coming to take him back home.

10.Trick him into thinking he isn't dead any more

11.Tell him Percy and Annabeth had an ugly baby and named it after him,Luke Castellan Jackson.

12.Tell him his dad loves him and is going to make him immortal and make him live on Olympus with him forever.

13.Tell him Grover,Annabeth,and Thalia are dead and were sentenced to Tartarus(Oh yeah,that would make him REAL mad)

14.Tell him that he has been sentenced to Tartarus,bonus if he actually is sentenced to Tartarus.

15.Tell him he's going to be reincarnated as Percy and Annabeth's son,bonus if it actually happens.