User blog:BeholdtheVision/Five Reasons I'd Never Survive Camp Half-Blood-Featuring Announcement

I dunno why I made this. Just felt like it: The announcement? I just wanted to remind everyone to nomiante for the official Wiki Awards!
 * 1) The Showers: Long story short: I hate public showers. Not to mention sharing it with a bunch of demigod boys? *shudders and begins to vomit uncontrollably*
 * 2) Monsters: The obvious reason. I'm, uh, not exactly the most athletic person... Monster + Hermione6720 = Happy Meal...
 * 3) Cabin Inspection: I'm not the messiest person, I'm just not good at cleaning fast and remembering things.... bad combination...
 * 4) Enemies: I naturally attract enemies...ask Annie. I can't imagine having thousands of demigods conspiring against me... unless you guys are... (Joking...right?)
 * 5) The Food: You know how it gives you the food you want? I'm not obese but I love cheeseburgers and gyros... I would go into cardiac arrest the very first week.