User blog:LemonFairy/Oy with the poodles already! --An introductory post--

Oy with the poodles already!

Basically: I'm new. To the fandom. Not to fanfiction or to the internet, but to the Wiki and to the fandom.

So: Hello, how are you? Like your shoes, love your hair. Hello, how are you? Love that shirt, you look great. Hello, how are you? Love your pants and your smile. Hello, how are you? How’s your wife and your kids? Hello, how are you? Love that hat on your head. Hello, how are you? Missed you so; it's nice to see ya.

'''tl;dr: nice to meet you. who are you? [are you nobody to? then there's a pair of us, don't tell. they'll banish us you know! {oh, my. well, bother, i'll stop breaking out into lyrics, sayings, and lines of poetry that do not belong to me.}]'''