Greek God High: Chapter 10

In the seventh grade dorm...

Adonis was relaxing on the loveseat next to the fire in the common room. The place was a warm red color scheme and always happened to have cats around, and this Saturday morning it was empty. He picked up a GameInformer magazine and read.

"Ooh, a Halo 4 preview! Sweet!"

Then, a histrionic Cupid came in, screaming.

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING!"

"Who?"

"Aphrodite and her friends. I wanna impress them but they're gonna be here in ten minutes! How do you impress girls Adonis!?"

"Well, here's my secret."

"WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT?!"

Adonis came close to Cupid's ear, and whispered, "Toast."

"Toast? Seriously?"

Adonis pulled out two bread slices. "Bitches love toast."

"Bitches love toast? For real? Any better ideas?"

"No. Now remember. BITCHES LOVE TOAST."

NOT DONE