Percy Jackson Goes Writes A Fanfiction

I, Percy Jackson, sat at my computer, logging in to Wikia so I could write down the fan fiction that had been swirling inside my head for the past five minutes. I then remembered that I didn't have a Wikia account. The Wiki I wanted to post it on didn't allow anons, so I clicked the little button in the corner to get my Wikia account.

Hmmmm........ so many options to choose from......  Username? How about NotPercyJackson? Taken? Doh! Uhm, how about KronosSux. Also taken? Dam (Hey! Its in the books!) Hmm.... this is a hard decision. I know! How about NippleNuggets9000? Finally! A name not taken! Alright, now time for the password. 12345password. Perfect. Birth date!?!? What kind of a perverted service is this! February 31st, 1915.

Now that I have a profile, I must choose my settings. Gender? Straight. Occupation? Monster Annihilator. Location? CLASSIFIED!!! My name? Percy Jackson. Personal website? Quotev.

Alright, to get in the creative mood I must turn on some music. Let's see, Muses? No. Apollo's Greatest Hits 500 B.C.? Nah. Justin Bieber? <3. As the soothing tones of "Girlfriend" filled my ears with joy, my inspiration became real. Suddenly, a notification popped up!

"Dude, gender is not sexual orientation. And your username is inappropriate.  I'm blocking you, weirdo. -LunarCrust"   Well, dam. Guess I've got to make my own wiki. Let's call it, "fAnfiCtioNpedia." Now that I have my own Wiki, no one will block me bwhahahahahahahahaha. Now, to begin my masterpiece! Dam it. Another notification. Onision has uploaded a video, "Top 10 Things I hate About Pop Culture References." UGH. Time to binge watch YouTube.

Well, I'm back. Now, no more distractions. My story shall now begin! Ring ring, ring ring! SCHIST! (Also in the books) I groaned and picked up the phone.

"Hello? Who is this?"

"Percy, this is your mother. Paul has to have surgery to remove his appendix soon. Can you come visit him soon?"

"Alright."

Okay, his surgery went well. I am finally ready to write my fan fiction! Oh! Look at the time! It's lights out time. Guess I lost track of time. Good night.

'''In the middle of the night, monsters killed Percy Jackson, due to his forgetting of their ability to track internet usage. -Chiron'''