Life for Strawberry

''' Crackfic: A girl of 16 realizes she is the daughter of some god, and that she gets impregnated by a sly son of Hermes. Now she has to face what teen pregnancy means, to give birth without being taken by her child's daddy-o. One shot. - HeartFlaire,daughterofHestia. 6:00 p.m. August 4, 2011 '''

Chapter One: Kicked Out

It was one Thursday chilly night here at my step-mother's house, and all we got from that super expensive made fireplace was the very cold temperatures outside.

"Stupid engineer. I payed him $ 50,000 and we still get those high temperatures!" She pouted in a high shrill voice.

I sighed as I tied my red hair to a ponytail. If you were wonderin why my hair was red, don't f*cking ask why, cause I don't either. I had a thin body, a heart face, small lips, brown eyes, and a small nose. And my name literally makes me feel like a baby's idol, Strawberry Anne Sylvana. Yeah, Strawberry, as in STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!!

That b*tch excuse of a mother really knew how to name, I guess that's why my father she married divorced and married another woman, and brought me with him since my MOMMY can't afford to raise me.

But that devil was worse than that crap. My step-mother never gave me new clothes, just in Christmas, and on my birthdays, she forces me to clean the poops off our backyard the dog of our neighbor had. Then she became worse when dad died 2 years ago. Yeah, some hell of a woman right?

"Hello? Strawberry! Can't you hear me?!" She sneered.

"Sorry Anna." I muttered. "Sorry you were slapped at the wrong side when you were born!"

"Don't call me that! Are you forgetting who you are in my house!? I think you have to go. Curse your mom for giving you to me." She snarled. I scowled. We usually fought, but I think this one was worse than the others.

"Do you want me to spill the beans?" I dared. She gasped. I laughed coldly.

She was scared I would tell my uncle and aunt on dad's side that she had a relationship with some lesbian woman. Dad never knew it, but if Uncle Rick and Aunt Anna knew, she wouldn't be living now.

"How dare you! This is the last straw! Get your bags now! You are out of this place!" She declared. I stared wildly at her.

"Now, who do you think is more ruthless?" She said in a high shrill voice.

I guess that's what being evicted means. Well, guess I gotta call Uncle Rick