What Would Have Happened If Piper McLean Was a Monkey?

WARNING: Spoilers for The Lost Hero.

As I was wandering my dusty tomes and reading books, I came across a book I read long ago and thought I'd ironically lost. For sooth, the book was then named The Lost Hero. I looked at the book, my mind starting to race, as memories of the events of which happened in it flooded in my head, and I realized something. I started wondering and wondering about it for ages.

What Would Have Happened If Piper McLean Was a Monkey?

Jason
Jason wasn't clear what was going on or where he was. He knew that he was on the back of a coach, holding hands with a monkey. The monkey was cute, but he couldn't figure out who she was. He tried to think...

The monkey squeezed his hand. "Oo, oo oo?"

The monkey was seriously pretty. Her eyes seemed to change colour between brown, green and blue.

Jason let go of her hand. "Um, I don't-"

"All right, cupcakes, listen up!" shouted the coach. The coach (named Coach Hedge) warned them threateningly of straying away.

"Can he talk to us that way?" Jason asked the monkey.

"Oo oo. Oo oo oo Oo Oo. 'OO oo oo oo oo.'". She said it like it was a joke they'd shared before.

"This is some kind of mistake," Jason said. "I'm not supposed to be here."

The boy in front of them laughed. "Yeah, Jason. We've all been framed! I didn't run away six times. Piper didn't steal a BMW."

"Oo oooo oo oo oo, Oo!"

"Oh, I forgot, Piper. You 'talked' the dealer into lending it to you." responded the boy in front of them, who was evidentally called Leo. "Anywau I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause mine was used as spit wads ages ago."

"I don't know you," Jason said.

"Sure. I'm not your best friend. I'm his evil clone!"

It was all coming back to Jason now. He had to save his real friend.

"OoO OOOOOO!" Piper screamed, and punched Evil Leo in the nose. Evil Leo screamed, and summoned fire in his hand.

"YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU ATTEMPTED TO STOP EVIL LEO!!!" and caused the bus to explode. The bus crash-landed onto the Grand Canyon. Amazingly no one was hurt.

"Run!" shouted Coach Hedge.

To be continued.