User blog comment:LemonFairy/Oh yes, I adore Greek mythology.../@comment-1897744-20100313033324

Yeah. Zeus took Ganymede as his eromenos.

(Am I like, seriously the only person around here who knows all about the common homosexuality in Greek mythology? Srsly? I mean, the Achilles/Patroclus slash was smelled countries away and it's canon-as-stated-by-Plato-who-was-so-obviously-a-fanboy-because-Homer-never-actually-stated-anything.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eromenos

I feel like that's so much canonical crack, though. Zeus and his numerous affairs don't surprise me, but the fact that he kidnapped a young Trojan so the boy could serve them food and he could sex him up (not penatrative, though, I would assume, because that was all "bad bad bad" by Greek rules so everything was intercrural) just makes me lol.