Book One: The Stolen Trident

Chapter One: My Best Friend Needs To Shave His Legs

Chapter Two: I Learn Most Of The Truth

Chapter Three: This Lady Needs A Makeover

Chapter Four: I Bathe In A Boiling River

Chapter Five: I Am Asked To Find A Big Fork

Chapter Six: We Get Ambushe By A Cat

Chapter Seven: We Go Scuba Diving

Chapter Eight: I Kill An NFL Quarterback

Chapter Nine: We All Get Scary Poems Of Destiny

Chapter Ten: We Unleash A Reptile That Wont Die

Chapter Eleven: We Reach The Lost City

Chapter Twelve: I Find What I Seek

Chapter Thirteen: I Wield The Worlds Most Powerful Eating Utensil

Chapter Fourteen: I Am Betrayed

Chapter Fifteen: I Return What Was Lost

Chapter Sixteen: The Goddess Gives Us A New Enemy