User blog comment:Hazelcats/I.m.p.o.r.t.a.n.t. .B.l.o.g.:. .P.L.E.A.S.E. .R.E.A.D./@comment-4405503-20120324032635

Congratulations. You have learned the useless power of the Dot Side.

Perhaps you should have resorted to the Internet for Cookies.

Or Dookie. He's in Star Wars and allegedly claims that his True Name was Dooku.

Although he became Darth Tyranus after he became one of the Lost Twenty.

THE DARK SIDE!!!!