User blog:Sibuna4evs/I suck

Okay so this was a dare. None of this is true. So once upon a time there was this awesome author that wrote a series about hormonal teen wolves and vampires. Her name was Stephanie Meyer. On the other side of the planet there was this little boy who couldn't sing worth a nothing and made a youtube video that started his worthless career. His name was Justin Beiber(Sorry Beliebers but ew). Him and Stephanie met one day for the signing of her new movie and Justin was in tears and awestruck bye her rare talent. Stephanie saw his tears and promised to make a love child with him. It wasn't illegal because Justin was some immortal who was really in his 70's. Their love child was absolutely beautiful and smart and grew up to be way cooler and hotter than me,Sibua4evs, could have ever been. The love child could write and sing and dressed like there was no tomorrow while I look like I just got hit by a truck full of oil and deer poop. Their love child will always be cooler than me and I suck!