50 Ways to Annoy Dionysus

Statements
1. Tell Hades that Dionysus is a alcoholic dude and drunkard

2. Ask Hades how Dionysus has a girlfriend since he's so drunk and crazy

3. Ask Hades to tell Dionysus about all the bad effect of alcohol abuse

4. Give Dionysus a diet coke for his birthday

5. Tell Dionysus "Oops, I forgot , you are not allowed to have this" and drink it in front of him

6. Bring Dionysus to an alcoholic support group

7. Bring Dionysus to an alcoholic management classes

8. Call Dionysus a wine dude