User:Bard eric

About me


Sup? I'm Bard Eric and I am a demigod kid of Hades. I am 12 years old. Although most people would think from my username that I am a guy, I am actually a girl. I live in an unknown town, at an unknown address, in an unknown state, in an unknown country, on an unknown contenent, on an unknown planet, in an unknown solar system, in an unknown universe. >:) On this wiki, I mainly read the fanfictions, because I suck at writing. I am working on a story at the moment, but I havn't thought of a title yet, so I can't put it up. :(

Percy Jackson and the Olympians is my FAVORITE BOOK SERIES EVER!!!!!!. I like all of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians books about equal, but The Last Olympian and The Sea Of Monsters are slightly cooler then the rest. My favorite character in Percy Jackson and the Olympians is a three way tie of Nico di Angelo, Charles Beckendorf, and Tyson. I also enjoy reading the Harry Potter series, the Underland Chronicles, the Squire's Tale series, the Septimus Heap series the Discworld series,. Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief is my second favourite movie (it is only trumped by Alice In Wonderland). Even though the people who made it changed it A LOT. I mean really, changing the average age of the campers to about 17? And cutting out ALL the prophecies? It changes the story quite a bit. And Annabeth is supposed to have BLONDE HAIR! I still think it was a good movie even though they changed it a lot. I saw it at the first showing. I can't wait until the fall of 2010 because Rick Riordan is coming out with a new series about Camp Half-Blood!!!!!

I also edit the Runescape Wiki, the Harry Potter Wiki, the Lord of the Rings Wiki, the Avatar Wiki, the Star Wars Wiki, the Underland Chronicles Wiki, the Alice In Wonderland Wiki, the Looney Tunes Wiki, the Narnia Wiki, the Star Wars Fanfiction Wiki, the How To Train Your Dragon Wiki, the Clash Of The Titans Wiki, the Redwall Wiki, the Squire's Tale Wiki, the Septimus Heap Wiki, the Secrets of Droon Wiki, the Percy Jackson & the Olympians Wiki, the Lego Batman Wiki, the Lego Star Wars Wiki, both of the X-Men Wikis, the Indiana Jones Wiki, the Star Trek Wiki, the Villains Wiki, the Lemony Snicket Wiki, the Superman Wiki, the A Sieries of Unfortunate Events Wiki, the Spider-Man Wiki, the Vampirates Wiki, the Lego Indiana Jones Wiki, the Lost Years of Merlin Wiki, the Percy Jackson Wiki and both of the Transformers Wikis.

My favorite prophecy in Percy Jackson and the Olympians is this one:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds,

And find the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul cursed blade shall reap,

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze.

My favorite poem is one from the Lord of the Rings:

Three rings for the elven kings under the sky,

Four for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for the mortal men doomed to die,

And one for the dark lord on his dark throne

in the land of mordor where the shadows lie.

One ring to rule them all,

One ring to find them,

One ring to bring them all,

And in the darkness bind them

in the land of mordor where the shadows lie.



Another of my favorites, also from Lord of the Rings, is this one:

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost,

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

My themesongs
In The End by Linkin Park

Uprising by Muse (this is like my total themesong cause I'm extremely rebellious)

Angels On The Moon by Thriving Ivory

Apologize by OneRepublic

Beat It by Micheal Jackson

Blowin' In The Wind by Bob Dylan

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day

If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback

M!ssundaztood by P!nk

Sandstorm by Tunnel Alliance (yeah i know this doesn't have any words, but it's still one of my themesongs)

Stupid Girls by P!nk

What I've Done by Linkin Park

21 Guns by Green Day

My Favourite Books and Serieses
(not in any specific order)

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet

Discworld series by Terry Pratchet

Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman

Percy Jackson & The Olympians series by Rick Riordan

The Underland Chronicles series by Suzanne Colins

The Squire's Tale series by Gerald Morris

Septimus Heap series by Angie Sage



Quotes said (or thought) by me
"I'm weird and I'm proud of it!"

"YOU'RE not weird, I'M weird!"

"Being weird is fun!"

(these last 3 were all said to my 15 year old sister.)

"I know life isn't fair, but sometimes I wish it was unfair in my favour!"

Quotes from Percy Jackson & the Olympians



"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he

sat forward in his throne, shadowy

faces appeared in the folds of his black

robes, faces of torment, as if the

garment was stitched of trapped souls

from the Fields of Punishment, trying

to get out. The ADHD part of me

wondered, off-task, whether the rest

of his clothes were made the same

way. What horrible things would you

have to do in your life to get woven

into Hades' underwear?"

~Percy (The Lighting Thief)

"Let us find the dam snackbar," Zoe

said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam

snack bar?” Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is

funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying

to keep a straight face. "I could use

some dam french fries." Even Thalia

smiled at that. "And I need to use the

dam restroom." ......I started cracking

up, and Thalia and Grover joined in,

while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not

understand." "I want to use the dam

water fountain," Grover said. "And..."

Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I

want to buy a dam t-shirt.""

~Zoe, Grover, and Thalia talking

at Hoover Dam. (The Titan's Curse)

She cocked her ear to the music and made a face.

"Ugh. Who chose the Jesse McCartney?"

Grover looked hurt. "I did."

"Oh my gods, Grover. That is so lame.

Can't you play, like, Green Day or something?"

"Green Who?"

~Thalia and Grover

(The Titan's Curse)

Users whose stories I like
(not in any specific order)
 * Sparrowsong
 * Thinkaboutthisname
 * ZephyrX9
 * Leafwhisker
 * Odst grievous
 * Warboss95

Stories that I like
(not in any specific order)
 * Darkness Rising by ZephyrX9
 * Randomness by Leafwhisker
 * Sun in Darkest Days by Leafwhisker


 * Fate by Leafwhisker
 * Life is a Nightmare by Leafwhisker
 * Iceus Drake and Aeolus' Staff by ZephyrX9
 * To Start A War
 * Fire God by Forestpaw13
 * Son of War by Odst grievous
 * Outcast
 * A Warrior's Soul by Warboss95
 * Dearly Beloved by Thinkaboutthisname
 * Lumination In Darkness. by Thinkaboutthisname
 * Who Am I Inside? by Thinkaboutthisname
 * Lullaby by Thinkaboutthisname
 * Heroes And Cons. by Thinkaboutthisname
 * Seas Of Memory by Thinkaboutthisname
 * Live, Laugh, Love; The Life of Nicole Clark by Kiwi 1998
 * Half Blood by Lulu123765
 * Screams From The Abyss by ThinkaboutthisnameWith_great_power.jpg
 * Bethany the Loser by Sparrowsong
 * Looking For Angels by Thinkaboutthisname
 * 50 Ways to Annoy Hermes by Sparrowsong
 * Nico di Angelo and the Olympians 1: The Sorceress's Revenge
 * Kick a Ginger Day at Camp Half-Blood by Sparrowsong
 * Fifteen Things I Must Not Do at Camp Half-Blood by SparrowsongAbout_to_die.jpg
 * Thomas adventure Story Part 15, Gem of Civiliation by KrspaceT
 * Dust In The Wind by Sparrowsong
 * A Dark Sky by Kire Arual
 * A long Jorney North.... East! by Kire Arual
 * The Demigod Diaries by LemonFairy
 * Cinniúint by LeafwhiskerBlowtorched_national_monument.jpg
 * Light Mirror by Halollamoft
 * Demigods and Drakons: Patrick's Story by PatrickSonOfPoseidon
 * Luck Isn't Compatible With Smarts by ZephyrX9
 * Memoirs of a demigod lost by Bean1117
 * Saving Lights by Kiwi 1998
 * Miłość by Leafwhisker
 * Arms of an Angel by SparrowsongBlue_plastic_hairbrush.jpg
 * @olympus.oic by Forestpaw13
 * Pit of Despair by Forestpaw13
 * Not One of Us by Sparrowsong
 * Story Of My Life by MusicLover3820
 * What Have I Lost? by ZephyrX9
 * New Thief by ThinkaboutthisnameDam_snack_bar.jpg
 * Daughter of Death by Leafwhisker
 * My Series of Books by Adonter (actually just the link page for the series, but it's easier to put then the individual stories.)
 * The Lord of the dead's Son by Death'sapprentice77
 * Sunny by MusicLover3820
 * God of the Old Series by Cuarta espada (also just the link for the link page for the series)Alice_in_wonderland_quote.jpg
 * The Chosen Ones Unite by Kiwi 1998
 * The Last Ones by Jukyter
 * Traitors by Bluestar1776
 * Mute by ZephyrX9

(if I put that someone else wrote a story you wrote, please tell me and I'll fix it)

Stereotypes
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be Goth.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm AN OUTCAST so I MUST be mean.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who do.

I'm SHY so I MUST be stuck-up.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I LIKE BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire.

I'm AFRAID OF SPIDERS so I MUST be a weakling, child of Athena, and wimpy.

I'm BRITISH so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie, a satyr, a wood nymph, or a naiad.

'''I LIKE READING so I MUST be a loner or nerd. (I'm actually both, but just making a point)'''

I am A PERSON so I MUST be labelled.

I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT so I MUST a bitchy snob who hates everything.

I LIKE TO SWEAR so I MUST be cruel and get a lot of detentions. (I'm homeschooled, so i can't really get detention.)

I STAND UP FOR MYSELF AND OTHERS so I MUST be mean.

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive.

I'm a bit SLY AND SNEAKY so I MUST either be a gang member, a bully, or a liar.

I don't have a RELIGION or BELIEVE IN GOD, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I read COMICS and/or MANGA, so I MUST be childish and irresponsible.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST be a total loser.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be shy.

I'm a CHILD OF HADES, so I MUST be able to tell when someone dies, shadow travel, and make cracks appear in the ground.

'''I'm into GREEK MYTHOLOGY so I MUST be a nerdy fangirl that only believes in Percy Jackson And The Olympians. (I also believe in Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, the Thief Lord, Transformers, and His Dark Materials [the Golden Compass, the Subtle Knife, and the Amber Spyglass are in the His Dark Materials trilogy]).'''

I think ZEUS IS A HYPOCRITE so I MUST not like Thalia.

I think the movie PERCY JACSON & THE OLYMPIANS:THE LIGHTNING THIEF WAS CHANGED TOO MUCH, so I MUST have hated it.

I liked the movie for PERCY JACSON & THE OLYMPIANS:THE LIGHTNING THIEF, so I MUST not have thought it was changed too much.

(all these steriotypes do apply to me)

My Stories
i don't have any so far on this website, but i am working on one at the moment.