Near's pr0tips: Making your OC look fabulous

Not in a blog because the 30 day comment thing is annoying for stuff like this.

I, Near_is_god, am going to tell you how to make your OC's look good, like a pr0!

First step is to make an OC. We're going to call our example Hugh Janus.

Once you get your character up and running, your going to need to find a hot model to represent your character. Here are two ideal, highly realistic, and untampered body figures:





After acquiring your model, you need to shine them up a bit

Tips: Long Term Tips: Diet Tips:  Challenges:  Finished results of Hugh Janus below. Notice the chest and armpit hair are dyed a unique yellow.
 * 1) Use Paint or Photoshop to get rid of deformities.
 * 2) For females, get the fat out of everywhere and into the boobs and butt.
 * 3) For males, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSS!
 * 4) Make-up is a must.
 * 5) To use eyeliner properly, get the stick thingy and move it around their eyes.
 * 6) To use lipstick properly, move the sticky back and forth on their lips.
 * 7) Dyed hair is awesome, go for something unique like orange or white.  If your character is an emo, black is good.
 * 8) Shave everywhere except the top of the head for women,  but for men facial and armpit hair is hot.
 * 9) Did I mention abs?
 * 10) Take your character on a spa day.
 * 11) Long curly hair.  For everyone.
 * 12) A weapon in their hand.
 * 13) Something cool like a cigarette.
 * 14) A fedora.
 * 15) Abs.
 * 16) Cool background.
 * 17) To properly apply nail polish, use a pr0fessional polish sticky thingy and move it back and forth
 * 18) Applying make-up for your character should take between 5-10 minutes.
 * 1) To keep a youthful appearance, be sure to have your character bathe in the blood of virgins once a month.
 * 2) Frequent spa trips.
 * 3) Make friends with the Aphrodite kids.
 * 4) To get rid of monster dust stains, use Clorox.
 * 5) Avoid monsters and quests for 30 minutes after applying make-up.
 * 6) Exercise regularly for aaabssss.
 * 1) Only let them eat vegan salads and pure water.
 * 1) Let's see if we can get three people to comment on this crappy article.  If we can get five, I'll make the finished results of Hugh as my profile pic for the rest of the month.
 * 2) If someone actually takes their character on a spa day, I swear on the River Styx I will write a serious fanfiction.