User blog comment:The Lovely Dove/Hi/@comment-3146930-20120930070853/@comment-4405503-20121002010531

Nay, thou do misunderstand IMPOSTORRR of my friend! I, the mighty Sir Zachery MDCLXVIII of Stanton, Emperor of Yodic Basic, King of Photographic Memory, Grand Duke of Puns, Grand Prince Conqueror, Rider, and Tamer of Storms, Archduke of Seven Thousands of Edits, Duke of My User Page, Marquess of Knowing Royal Titles, Count of Proper Grammar, Earl of My Stories, Viscount of Being Strange, Baron of Correct Spelling, and Baronet of Space Travel and Astronomy, did disguise meself as the great knight Scrawland Scribblescratch, loyal to his Majesty King Edward VI till death! That no good Tudor man Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III turned sides like a four faced crow, he did! Kill him, I did, in my lord's name, I did!