Luke Eats Chinese


 * One day, Luke walked down the street. "I'm hungry." He said. He saw a Chinese resturant right across the street. He went inside and sat down. He ordered the buffet. He went to the buffet table and got one of everything. He went back to his seat. He took a bite out of a peice of chicken. Then he ate an egg roll. And then he had tuna. "Wait! I'm allergic to tuna!" Luke's throat got swollen. He ran to the hospital. The next day he went back to the Chinese place and got everything that didn't have tuna. Then he ate a fourtune cookie. He looked at the paper and read it aloud. "You will die eating a fourtune cookie." Luke snorted. He still had fourtune cookie in his mouth. It went down his windpipe and Luke died. The end!


 * A/N- This is a crackfic. I will not be editing this ever again. BYE! Find the light in the dark, then your problems wil be solved. 21:29, June 14, 2012 (UTC)