Luke Eats Mackerel And Dies

Basically what the title says. Crackfic.

The Story
Luke was walking down the street when he saw a beached mackerel.

"Yummy!" he cried, and barbecued it.

He took out Backbiter and used it as a kabob, stabbing the mackerel.

He stuck it in his mouth.

However, Backbiter went too far in, and Luke stabbed himself.

Then he died.

The End