The Day Luke went to the Doctor

Crackfic based on a skit I saw at this one camp. All the characters are from PJO, and I have nothing against Luke for those of you who get mad seeing Luke in pain... #@ze! (@+s 22:35, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. This takes place after the war and Luke somehow survived Kronos.

P.P.S. I know this is really bad, so please don't make any comments about it, Mr. Obvious

P.P.P.S. If you've seen the skit before, and you know I got something wrong (important please!), tell me and I'll change it.

Chapter 1
One day, Luke went to get an ordinary checkup.... or so he thought.

Luke came in and walked to the desk. "I'm here for a check up." he said.

Annabeth looked up from her computer, bored. "Sit over there Mr. Castellan."

He sat down and waited. A moment later, Percy walked in, checked in, and sat down, itching his arms and legs the whole time.

"Can't... stop... itching..." he moaned, scratching his arm.

Suddenly Luke felt itchy, and he started scratching also. "That's odd, I am to." he muttered, mystified.

Percy sat up. "Hey, I'm cured!" he said and ran out of the building, leaving Luke to scratching.

While he was scratching, a very badly coughing and sneezing Nico came in, checked in, and sat down next to Luke.

"I feel *cough* hor-" Nico began, but cut short by a coughing fit, but then Luke coughed, sneezed, and coughed again.

Nico looked up. "What the? I'm not sick anymore!" he said and walked out of the room. By now, Luke was having second doubts about the doctor.

''I'm going in soon, it will be fine. ''He told himself.

Then, Grover came in, but he kept twitching and he sat down.

"Can't. Stop. Twitching. Gods. Why?" Grover said inbetween twitches. But then, Luke's foot started to twitch, then his leg, his arm, and his body.

"I'm better! I can go back to my date with Juniper!" Grover exclaimed and ran out of the building.

By now, Luke was itching, coughing and sneezing, and now twitching! ''Why? I killed Kronos! Why! ''Luke moaned to himself. Then, a very pregnant and in labor Thalia walked in. "I... should... have... never... quit... the... hunters...." she moaned. Immediatly, Annabeth jumped up from her seat behind the desk and started helping Thalia to sit down. And close to Luke.

Luke screamed and ran out, still twitching, coughing, and itching.

The End.

A/N:

'''I haven't seen this skit in close to a year, and it's better to see in action. So sorry if I got anything wrong.'''