User blog:Hazelcats/Happy Turkey Day!

Hullo, all you lovely little ducklings! As my fellow Americans know, today is Thanksgiving! So, to all those patriotic turkey eaters, Happy Thanksgiving!

If you're not American, screw off. You don't matter to us.

(Even though this is really kind of a stupid holiday and really just an excuse to stuff ourselves with poultry and fattening deserts.)

Now...Christmas. The? fun holiday >:)

Chestnut Feline  17:14, November 22, 2012 (UTC)