Spider-Man's Demigod Diary

Basically Spider-Man as a demigod.

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Dear Diary,
Today I was kidnapped by a psychotic group of LARPers.

I was out having some ice cream after defeating Green Goblin and then suddenly this furry in a goat-man suit comes up to me, and he's all short of breath and hes said, "Dude, you're not safe here, there are dangerous monsters out there who want to hurt you, you need to come with me now, I'll explain everything when we're safe!"

And I'm like, "Dude, I'm Spider-Man!" But I can't just reveal my super secret identity that nobody knows to some random furry, so instead I say, "I think I'm good."

But then he replies, "No you're not good, man, there is a serious threat to your life, and it is coming this way, so we need to go now! And then he grabs my arm, and now he's starting to get annoying, and I'm about to Spider-Up but then suddenly my Spider Sense tingles. Sadly, whatever I had sensed strikes too fast and I get KO'ed.

When I come to my senses I'm in this gray room with no windows, and the door is locked. I wait a while and eventually the furry and two other people come in. The first of the two people is this grunge chick with a very large, nasty looking club and the other person is a bald girl with a bow. They leave after I pretend to be asleep. I can hear them arguing in the hallway right now.

LARPer's are weird.

Sincerely,

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

January 8th, 2006
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