50 ways to annoy Artemis

This is how to bother Artemis in my fanfiction (Unless you are Tonto after the defeat of Kronos, do not attempt any of these, at all, ever)


 * 1) Ask her is her Hunters sell girl scout cookies
 * 2) Have Aphrodite replace all her clothing with her, style (The lower cut the better)
 * 3) Ask her if she likes Eragon
 * 4) Bonus Points if you also tell Arya or Saphira this
 * 5) Make all her hunting arrows squeak loudly when they hit their target
 * 6) Take away all her meat
 * 7) Bonus points if she also looses her bow in arrow
 * 8) Revive Acteon and have him give "Artemis viewing tips"
 * 9) Lock her in a room with Pikachu
 * 10) Steal her DNA and clone her a demigod with your own DNA (That only happened once, she doesn't need it again)
 * 11) Introduce her to Justin Bieber
 * 12) Ask her if she's Lesbian
 * 13) Bonus Points if you also ask if all her hunters are too
 * 14) Ask her if she like Percy
 * 15) Bring up her failure to protect endangered species
 * 16) Glue her to Tonto
 * 17) Bonus points if he recently breathed in Helium
 * 18) Lock her up in High School
 * 19) Bonus points if its a rather, "hoodish" school with no rules
 * 20) Make her sing in American Idol
 * 21) Bonus points if Simon is a critic about it
 * 22) Dress up like Orion and appear in the dead of night
 * 23) Bonus points if you accuse her of murduer
 * 24) Get her drunk and leave her in Vegas
 * 25) Use deer antlers as a back scratchers
 * 26) Assemble an army of Jackelopes
 * 27) Spike her meat with food poison
 * 28) Set her up on a blind date
 * 29) Blow up the Moon
 * 30) Replace her bow with a gun
 * 31) Ask her is she likes Tonto
 * 32) Bonus points if she actually does
 * 33) Call her a "Daddy's girl"
 * 34) Trap her in a Gamestop
 * 35) Victoria Secrets works too
 * 36) Tell her to hit Puberty
 * 37) Ask her if she likes Jurassic Park
 * 38) Bonus points if you mean the world, not the movie or book
 * 39) Replace her meat with Tofu
 * 40) Write a story in which she falls in love
 * 41) Bonus points if you sign it "Aphrodite"
 * 42) Ask her if she likes Socka
 * 43) Break the fourth wall and show her a fanfiction in which she has a kid
 * 44) Make her sound like a southern hillbilly
 * 45) Jump into the hunters camp dressed like Bigfoot
 * 46) Turn her male
 * 47) Make her read "Artemis Fowl"
 * 48) Extra points Keep her from killing the poor guy back in "Under Haven"
 * 49) Works even better with Twilight and the poor blokes in "Vampiric Woods"
 * 50) Make it look like your from the future and say your her child (Extra points if it is true