Life of the Messenger God

"Hermes!!!!" Zeus screamed on the top of his lungs. Hermes just sighed. He knew why he was calling him.

"Yes, Father?"

"Hermes, do you know that Aphrodite has bored another child?"

"Yes."

"And I suppose she's yours?"

"....Yeah."

"Oh, god! Hermes! How many times is it?! First, you go and have Eros while Peitho is pregnant, then you go with Hermaphroditus, and now the new girl!"

".........."

"Don't you feel sorry for Peitho?"

"Listen to who's talking." The two gods turned at the new voice- Hera. The Queen of Heavens walked up to her husband and her step-son.