Near's pr0tips: Choosing the correct godly parent

Near is here with another great Near's pr0tips. In this episode of our critically acclaimed series we shall examine the godly parent you should choose for your OC. Now when choosing the godly parent of your OC, you should try to choose a parent who matches up with the traits of the OC. For example, is your OC a strong, fierce warrior? Then Ares would be an excellent match. Is he a feminist? Then Artemis would be perfect. Take the flawless, uber accurate, 100% final, and not at all biased identification key below to see which Godly parent they would have.

1: Male or female or non-binary? (If male go to 2, if female go to 3, if non-binary, go to 14.)

2: How strong is he? (Strong go to 5, if medium 6, if weak 7.)

3: Does she have a natural hatred of masculine entities? (If yes, Artemis is the right choice. If no, go to 4)

4: Does she have traditionally feminine attributes? (If yes, 8. If no, 9.)

5: Is he handsome? (If yes, 10. If no, Hephaestus is the right choice for you!)

6: Is he smart? (If yes, Athena, if no go to 11.)

7: Is he fast? (If yes, Hermes. If no, 12.)

8: Is she pretty? (If yes, Aphrodite. If no, move to 11.)

9: Is she ugly? (If yes, she's an Ares. If no, move to 8.)

10: Does he have hot aaaabbbbbsssss or ugly abbbbsssss? (If hot, Aphrodite. If ugly, Ares.)

11: Are they better at gardening or at weaving? (If yes, Demeter. If no, Athena.)

12: Is he a feminist? (If yes, Artemis. If no, move to 13)

14: Are they agender or genderqueer? (If agender, move to 15. If genderqueer, go to 16.)

15: Assigned male at birth or assigned female? (If assigned male, move to 13. If assigned female move to 16.)

16: Are they feminists? (If yes, 15. If no, 16.)

17: Do they like rain? (If yes, Zeus. If no, move to 18.)

18: Do they listen to death metal? (If yes, Hades. If no, Poseidon.)

And that's my flawless, uber accurate, 100% final, and not at all biased identification key. I got Apollo! What did you get?