User blog:Capn Rin Scotts/The Four Bada** Penguins

This story is the product of extreme bordness between Ever and I. Also, the reason this is in a blog is because it has nothing to do with PJO whatsoever...so...enjoy~

Once there was a Captain Penguin named Rin. And she was an awesome penguin. She went to a highschool where Penguins had awesome Powers.

But Rin didn't have powers, because she was different. She was a normy, and all the Penguins there couldnt see her awesomeness if she didnt have powers though both her parents had powers. So one day, Rin came to school in these awesome shades like awwwwwhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa buddddddddddddddyyyyyyy.

She had all these awesome kinds of clothes on, everyone stared in awe at her and being nice to her until the popular penguins knocked cofffee on her outfit and Rin had to go put on her gym clothes for the rest of the day and evryone was mean again except fro her 3 bestpenguins. Rin was so mad that she went home and started plotting evil things.

She came up with a plan to kill them, all of them except her friends.

So the next morning she brought a gun, gasoline, and a ton of lighters and matches to school. S he shot people and then lit the school on fire yelling "asta lavista b*tches!" Her friends stood beside her laughing.

And ever since, Rin has been a bad, bad penguin.

Yes, she shoplifts, robs banks, murders people, and rapes them. And she has her three-bad-a**-b*tches who do it all with her; Penguin Ever, Penguin Becca, and Penguin Hazel. And they regularly sacrifice virgin woman to their god Yolo.

They once sacrificed a crazy b*tch penguin named cocoa who was not a penguin, they ended up killing off all of japan. They robbed liquor stores with bats, and in no time the entire human world feared them. And they smoked cigars in front of "Do not smoke" signs. So bad*ss.

They were villians, but bad*ss villians, and they lived happily ever after doing what they liked until the cops arrested them. Rin snapped Becca's neck, as she knew Becca couldn't handle jail. Then Hazel killed Rin, and Ever killed Hazel.

Ever was the only penguin left of the four, she escaped jail and changed her name to Risa and went to a pycho ward for being crazy.

Late one night, a crazy escapee sneaked into Risa's padded room and killed her. And so, the tale of the four bad b*tchez ends in tragedy...

Now there ghosts live on to haunt the next four who shall take there places as the four bad*ss crazy b*tchez.

Fail whaling here.  19:33, January 2, 2013 (UTC)