Zeus 'loses' his bolt

You probably remember the time when Zeus lost his Master Bolt. The book, 'The Lightning Thief' was written by Zeus, to make it seem like he wasn't stupid. But, when Zeus used the name of Rick Riordan for the author, Rick Riordan did a little digging to find out what really happened. He got an official transcript of the meeting where Zeus tells everyone he 'lost' his Master Bolt. Here it is:

ZEUS: Has anyone seen my Master Bolt? I don't...

POSEIDON: Um, brother, you're holding-

ZEUS: Don't interrupt me, Poseidon! As I was saying, I can't seem to find my Master Bolt. I accuse Percy Jackson of stealing it!

POSEIDON: WHAT THE CRAP?! MY SON?!!? HOW DO YOU WORK THAT OUT? YOU'RE HOLDING THE DANG BOLT!

ZEUS: He has until the Summer Solstice to return it to me.

ATHENA: Just telling you, it's the summer solstice right now.

ZEUS: Oh, um...he has a week. A week! Or there will be war!

ATHENA: If you think about it Zeus, war is kind of stupid. We're immortal, we can't die, so what's the point of war?

ARES: It's fun!

ATHENA: Zeus, you are holding the bolt!

ARES: He is not!

HERMES: You just want a war.

ARES: Yup, I do, dont ruin my fun please.

DIONYSUS: (snorts and wakes up) Wha-what? Is the meeting over?

ZEUS: No, Poseidon's son stole my Master Bolt.

DIONYSUS: (yawns) Whatever you say father. (goes back to sleep.)

ZEUS: Ok, just a refresher, Jackson stole the bolt, has a week, or war. MEETING AJOURNED!

POSEIDON: But Zeus, you're-

ZEUS: (teleports away)

POSEIDON: (sighs)