April the Wannabe Goth Buys Drugs and Gets Arrested

Crackfic. You should probably read Nine Months first. Sparrowsong 04:08, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter One
April the pregnant demigod was buying drugs.

April was wearing black.

April got caught buying drugs.

April went to jail for 100 years.

April gave birth to octuplets. Their names were Crystal Meth, Marijuana, Cocaine, Crack, Ecstasy, Slutty, Bitchy, and Ugly. They were all girls.

They all had something horribly wrong with them when they grew up.

When Crystal Meth grew up, she became a murderer.

When Marijuana grew up, she became a female pimp.

When Cocaine grew up, she became a hooker.

When Crack grew up, she became very evil.

When Ecstasy grew up, she became a burglar.

When Slutty grew up, she became an idiot.

When Bitchy grew up, she became a kidnapper.

When Ugly grew up, there was nothing wrong with her except that she was very ugly.

The End