Statements[]
1 . Make Hades take you to see twilight
2 . Spend the whole time telling Hades what's going to happen in a really loud voice
3 . Tell Hades that Alcyoneus , the anti Hades is now running around and trying to capture Hades so Hades can't do any cool stuff with death anymore
4 . Sign Hades up to be a FBI special agent
5 . Sign Hades up to be a CIA interrogator
6 . Steal Hades's sword
7 . Steal Hades's helm of darkness
8 . Steal Hades's staff
9 . If Hades asks who stole his sword blame Persephone while wearing Hades's sword and dancing around
10 . If Hades asks who stole his sword blame Persephone while holding Hades's sword and dancing around
11 . When Hades asks who stole his sword blame Persephone while trying to flush Hades's sword down a old stank toilet
12 . Call Hades "stupid Hades"
13 . Call Hades "Corpse breath"
14 . Really early in the morning go to Hades's room and yell "WAKE UP , MR STUPID HADES !!!"
15 . Jump on Hades's back and grab Hades's ears and say "LET GO , MR STUPID HADES !!!"
16 . Every time Hades does something slap him and yell "STUPID HADES !!!"
17 . Redecorate the Underworld in hot pink
18 . Paint and spray Hades's palace pink
19 . Decorate Hades's throne with flowers and peace signs
20 . Sit on Hades's throne
21 . Hack Hades's throne into pieces
22 . Destroy Hades's throne
23 . Break Hades's throne
24 . Kick Hades's throne
25 . Follow Hades around wherever he go
26 . Follow Hades around with a clipboard and taking notes on everything he does
27 . Constantly ask Hades to make the person you hate get killed , ask for a different person every day
28 . Constantly beg Hades to help you do your homework
29 . Resurrect Voldemort and tell Hades you brought him a new friend
30 . Hug Hades so hard that he can't breath
31 . Start throwing random pieces of garbage in the Underworld
32 . Steal Hades's DNA and clone him a demigod with your own DNA