Oneshot. I seriously hate Hermes.
Suggestions welcome Now complete! Strong PG (don't read if you're not mature enough to see 17 Again). --Sparrowsong 01:34, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
1 . Steal Hermes's caduceus
2 . Tell Hermes that Luke is Kronos's host
3 . While Hermes is napping , wake him up by screaming in his ear
4 . Video tape Hermes's reaction and upload it into Youtube
5 . Tell Hermes that Luke is watching the video from the Underworld
6 . Tell Hermes that his first mistake is falling in love with Luke's mom who turn out to be a crazy lady
7 . Tell Hermes that his second mistake is forgetting protection and having Luke
8 . Lecture Hermes about why falling in love with a insane woman is wrong
9 . Everytime he does something say "Like a Boss"