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1 . Tell Kronos that the way Hades treat the dead is way better than way Kronos treat his kids
2 . Tell Kronos to give Hades a hug
3 . Tell Zeus to hyponotize Hades and make Kronos give Hades a hug
4 . Steal Hades's sword , Hermes's caduceus and blame Kronos
5 . Tell Kronos that Kronos will have to stay in Luke's body forever
6 . Ask Kronos why in the world would he ate his kid
7 . Ask Kronos how his children taste
8 . Remind Kronos that his own kids hates him
9 . Ask if Kronos upset that his own kids hates him
10 . Tell Kronos that he should spend more times with his kids
11 . Give Kronos the worst father in the world award
12 . Ask Kronos if he ever got a father day card
13 . Lecture Kronos about why eating his kids is wrong
14 . Lecture Kronos about why lying is wrong
15 . Tell Kronos that suicide is not the answer
16 . Tell Kronos that violence is not the answer
17 . Tell Kronos that your evil laugh is better than Kronos's evil laugh
18 . Remind him to send a Happy Father's Day Card to Ouranos.
19 . BONUS POINTS if you tell him that Hades will send him a Father's Day Card.
20 . Ask him if he vomited up his kids because he wanted to avoid the call of nature
21 . Tell him not to kill people because it's a bad habit.
22 . Put on a puppet show with two puppets resembling him and Percy Jackson, and sarcastically mock his defeats.
23 . Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
24 . Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'
25 . Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
26 . Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly