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Olympian Facebook
Hello this is a humor story created by ExtremeSSJ4 about Facebook and the Olympians, hope you guys like it.

Characters

  • XXPercyXJacksonXX (Percy Jackson)
  • TheSmartestGirl (Annabeth Chase)
  • Hades4Death (Hades)
  • AthenaSmart (Athena)
  • TheSeaKing (Poseidon)
  • XXXLovegirlXXX (Aphrodite)
  • JasonThunder (Jason Grace)
  • TheMasterBolt (Zeus)
  • TheHottestSun (Apollo)
  • PiperHeart (Piper McLean)
  • FireHotDude (Leo Valdez)
  • TheChosenOne (Harry Potter)
  • Ididn't-steal-itGuy (Travis Stoll)

Facebook

XXPercyXJacksonXX

Just came from my friends funeral :'(

Hades4Death likes this

Comments

TheSmartestGirl

I am sorry babe :(

Hades4Death

Don't worry you may see her here anytime you want

XXPercyXJacksonXX

No thanks Hades

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AthenaSmart

I like my daughter's user name

XXPercyXJacksonXX and TheSmartestGirl like this

Comments

XXPercyXJacksonXX

First time I agree with Athena

TheSeaKing

Its way better than yours Athena

AthenaSmart

TheSeaKing, come on?

TheSeaKing

Its way better than yours

AthenaSmart

Annabeth you should stop dating the son of this wannabe Zeus

TheSmartestGirl

Sorry mom but I won't stop dating Percy

TheSeaKing

I am not a wannabe Zeus, I mean who even wants to be him?

JasonThunder

Me!

XXXLovegirlXXX

Thats so cute annabeth :)

XXPercyXJackson

LOL at Jason

TheMasterBolt

Poseidon, don't be jealous of my awesome powers

TheSeaKing

Jealous of what?

TheMaterBolt

I am the king of the gods of course

TheSeaKing

I am the king of the sea

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TheSmartGirl

I miss you Seaweed Brain! :(

XXXLovegirlXXX, PiperHeart and 4 others like this

Comments

TheHottestSun

Who is Seaweed Brain?

XXXLovegirlXXX

Who do you think!?

XXPercyXJacksonXX

Me, I thought you were smart Apollo XD

TheHottestSun

I am smart! Who doesn't know, I mean Aphrodite tells us everything you guys do

TheSmartGirl

What!?

TheHottestSun

Yeah she even told us when you guys were in Percy's cabin only with underwear and the same bed then Thalia came in and got pissed at Percy cause she thought he made Annabeth lose her v*r*i*ity

XXXLovegirlXXX

You werent supposed to say that, you idiot

FireHotDude

WOW, that happened?? LOL

XXPercyXJacksonXX

Aphrodite!! You are going to pay, you know its wrong to tell people about demigod adventures

XXXLovegirlXXX

It wasn't me, it was that idiot of Apollo

TheHottestSun

Yeah, my bad but don't worry your secret is safe

TheSmartGirl

Its in the internet you idiot, everyone can see it now

TheHottestSun

Ohh my bad

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TheChosenOne

Anyone seen Hermione?

Comments:

TheChosenOne

Oops, wrong facebook

XXPercyXJacksonXX

Who is that guy??

FireHotDude

WTF??

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XXPercyXJacksonXX has changed his username to SeaweedBrainJackson

TheSmartGirl, PiperHeart and 2 others like this

Comments:

PiperHeart

You finally changed it

TheSmartGirl

Actually I did

SeaweedBrainJackson

Yes, she did

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TheSmartGirl has changed her username to WiseGirlJackson

SeaweedBrainJackson, JasonThunder and 4 others like this

Comments:

SeaweedBrainJackson

Now I changed it ;)

JasonThunder

Why WiseGirlJackson?

SeaweedBrainJackson

WiseGirl is her nickname

JasonThunder

I know but why Jackson?

SeaweedBrainJackson

Cause she'll be a Jackson soon :)

XXXLovegirlXXX

Awwwww, thats so cute :)

AthenaSmart

Don't even think about it Jackson!!

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SeaweedBrainJackson

I got a question

Comments

WiseGirlJackson

What's your question??

SeaweedBrainJackson

The Hunters of Artemis can't have relationships with boys but can they have relationships with themselves??Like being lesbian??

FireHotDude

O.o

WiseGirlJackson

I don't know. Ask Thalia

SeaweedBrainJackson

Wow, that's new. A child of Athena not knowing

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SeaweedBrainJackson

Raise you hand if you know stealing a car is wrong...

PiperHeart, WiseGirlJackson and 6 others like this

Comments:

FireHotDude

raises hand* Who stole a car??

TheGhostKing

But it was BLACK and RED, Peeeercccccyyyy!

SeaweedBrainJackson

facepalm*

FireHotDude

Wasn't it Piper??

PiperHeart

Leo, shut up!!

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GOWKiller

Playing CoD Black Ops, I can't wait for MW3

AresGirlRue, Ares Cabin and 8 others like this.

Comments:

AresGirlRue

Me too, I cant wait for MW3 ;)

PiperHeart

What's CoD??

AresGirlRue

OMFG!! You don't know what CoD is!?!?

FireHotDude

She's a daughter of Aphrodite, what did you expect??

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SeaweedBrainJackson

I Just Had S*x and It Felt Sooo Good! ;)

XXXLovegirlXXX, PiperHeart and 9 others like this

Comments:

AthenaSmart

You are sooo dead Perseus Jackson!!

Ididn't-steal-itGuy

I would run if I were you Percy.

SeaweedBrainJackson

Its a song!!

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Ididn't-steal-itGuy

OMG...romans use Togas!! LMFAO!

AresGirlRue, FireHotDude and 78 (Camp Half-Blood) others like this

Comments:

SeaweedBrainJackson

They're kind of comfortable actually

AresGirlRue

*facepalm*

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TheGhostKing

I am the king of the ghosts!!

Hades4Death, PiperHeart and 1000 (ghosts) others like this

Comments:

FireHotDude

And I am Edward

TheGhostKing

Team Edward!!

PiperHeart

Why team Edward? Team Jacob! I mean Edward and them are all dead why would you like...never mind I get it now.

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PiperHeart

Team Jacob!! Boo Edward!

XXXLovegirlXXX, SheWolf and 48 (Team Jacob fans) others like this

Comments:

FireHotDude

No, go Edward!

PiperHeart

You don't even like Twilight!

FireHotDude

I know...but it's fun annoying you. Anyway, both of them are ugly, I am hotter in both ways

PiperHeart

I prefer them

VampireGirl

I totally agree with her

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SeaweedBrainJackson

I am learning spanish...

FireHotDude, WiseGirlJackson and 40 others like this

Comments:

FireHotDude

Que bueno amigo! Estas bien feo!!

PiperHeart

You should try French

XXXLovegirlXXX

^ Totally agree ;D

SeaweedBrainJackson

Why French?

XXXLovegirlXXX

Because its the language of love...

IDidn't-Steal-It-Guy

I thought it was s*x

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GOWKiller

2000 likes and I kill the SOPA and PIPA idiots...

Hades4Death, TheGhostKing and 1997 like this.

Comments:

IDidn't-Steal-It-Guy

^ 2000 likes

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TheHottestSun

LOL Hermes is a loner reason why he hears Mirror (by Lil Wayne (My rapper son of course)) everyday...great song...horrible god.

TheSeaKing, GOWKiller and 100 others like this

Comments

HereIsMe

Shutup, I got the Moves Like Jagger

TheMasterBolt

Shutup American Idiot (s)

AthenaSmart

Haa, you got burned

TheSeaKing

Athean be quiet, no one likes/loves you reason why you need to learn How To Love

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Hades4Death

The Walking Dead Season 2 Part B Premiere!!!!

TheGhostKing, GOWKiller and 98 others like this.

Comments:

TheGhostKing

IKR? Its bada**!!!

PiperHeart

I prefer Pretty Little Liars

HereIsMe

I prefer Two and a Half Men

TheHottestSun

Glee

XXXLovegirlXXX

Glee? Really?

SeaweedBrainJackson

OMFG...Apollo likes Glee...LMFAO

WiseGirlJackson

I prefer reading...

FireHotDude

And Annabeth had to kill it...

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Pluto'sLittleGurl

OMFG...The Walking Dead is awesome!!!!!!!!!

Pluto4Death, TheGhostKing and 98 like this

Comments:

SeaweedBrainJackson

Umm...your dad already posted something like this.

Pluto'sLittleGurl

No, he posted that Zombieland was the best zombie movie ever and that they may make a new one

SeaweedBrainJackson

Ohh I forgot you added his Pluto account

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SeaweedBrainJackson

I hate facebook now, timeline sucks!

Camp Half Blood, Camp Jupiter and 1000 others like this

Comments:

KronosTimeKiller

I like it!

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LaReyna

@IDidn't-Steal-It-Guy, Togas are a great honor!

All Camp Jupiter likes this

Comments

IDidn't-Steal-It-Guy

Sure and joining SOPA and PIPA is the best thing to do

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TheHottestSun

Watch the Grammy Awards today and see how awesome my kids are!!

SeaweedBrainJackson, WiseGirlJackson and 90 others like this

Comments:

AthenaSmart

Watch how my kids are all in Harvard

GOWKiller

Nobody cares Athena!

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TheChosenOne

The Saga has ended...

PiperHeart, XXXLovegirlXXX and 44 others like this

Comments:

FireHotDude

Dude shut up, get your own Facebook page

TheChosenOne

I already have my own and it has more fans than yours

PiperHeart

You got burned!

FireHotDude

No, he did! *burns Harry Potter's robe*

TheSeamusBoy

Hey! I am the fire boy!

TheMockingjay

Lies!! I am the girl on fire!!!!!

___________________________________________________________________________________________ Shut up Harry ~ Camp Half BLood

SeaweedBrainJackson

Okay now that I realize it, why do every book have a fire-related character? PJO has Leo, Harry Potter has Seamus and The Hunger Games have Katniss.

FireHotDude, TheMockingjay and 33 others like this

Comments

FireHotDude

Cause we're special and hot!


THE END

Achievements

2011 - Olympian Facebook has been nominated for the 2011 TEA!!!


Trophy

"Best Extreme Comedy Story Award"
Hermes has given you the 2011 Best Comedy Story Award. Good Job!


This story was voted the Article of the Month for February 2012!


2012 - Olympian Facebook has been nominated for TEA 2!!!


Trophy

"Extreme Awards Winner"
The Twelve Olympians have given you the Best Comedy Story Award for the 2012 Extreme Awards. Amazing!


Olympian Facebook won the Funniest Story Award for the 2013 Wiki Awards!

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