Summary: (CRACKFIC) One day, Luke really, really has to go to the bathroom. But things don't turn out as he expected. Oneshot.

Luke Castellan was walking down the street when he really, really had to pee.

"I have to pee!" he said to no one in particular.

A woman gave him a weird look and said "Go to the bathroom, then!"

Luke went to the bathroom. He reached down to unzip his pants, but the zipper was super-glued shut! So he had to get everyone to help him unzip his pants, which was embarassing.

Then his belt was ridiculously tight. So tight, it was a wonder he wasn't getting choked to death.

"Ahh!" screamed Luke. "Help me!"

Then he peed his pants. The end.